--- title: "AbsurdScroller - Reviews, Revenue and Downloads in United States | Apple App Store" description: "Tired of doom-scrolling through anxiety-inducing headlines? Welcome to AbsurdScroller - where the news is fake, the stories are wild, and the laughs are real! What is AbsurdScroller? AbsurdScroller " --- # AbsurdScroller — United States > Doom scroll, but make it fun ![AbsurdScroller App Icon](https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Purple211/v4/78/a2/a8/78a2a8a1-ce63-c9f5-44a6-0f24fc975239/AppIcon-0-0-1x_U007epad-0-1-85-220.png/434x0w.png) **Developer:** [Varsalus](https://apptail.io/developer/varsalus-xswpb) **Category:** Games **Rating:** 5.0/5 (1 ratings) **Price:** Free **Bundle ID:** com.varsalus.absurdscroller **Store:** Apple App Store **Country:** United States **Version:** 1.3 (released 2025-12-12) **Original Release:** 2025-11-20 **Languages:** English **App Store Link:** [Download on Apple App Store](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/app/id6755346975) **AppTail Page:** [https://apptail.io/app/absurdscroller-ZVPx/united-states](https://apptail.io/app/absurdscroller-ZVPx/united-states) ## AbsurdScroller Description Tired of doom-scrolling through anxiety-inducing headlines? Welcome to AbsurdScroller - where the news is fake, the stories are wild, and the laughs are real! What is AbsurdScroller? AbsurdScroller is a satirical news simulator that generates progressively absurd AI-powered headlines just for you. Think of it as doom-scrolling without the doom - just pure, unhinged entertainment. Real Fake News Finally, news you KNOW is fake! No more second-guessing reality. Enjoy satirical headlines that start somewhat believable and spiral into complete absurdity. From "Cats Form Labor Union" to "Felines Reveal Alien Origins" - watch stories escalate into glorious chaos. Create Your Own Chaos Got a wild idea? Turn it into a full narrative! Type any absurd concept and watch our AI transform it into a complete news cycle with: - Realistic-looking headlines and sources - AI-generated images for every story beat - Progressive escalation from plausible to absolutely unhinged - Instagram-style cards that look eerily authentic Made for Mindless Scrolling - Infinite scroll of ridiculousness - Pull-to-refresh for instant new narratives - Timer tracking your "doom scroll" session - Share your favorite absurd stories with friends - No algorithms pushing anxiety - just pure entertainment Features That Spark Joy - **Random Mode**: Let AI surprise you with completely unpredictable storylines - **Custom Mode**: Input your wildest ideas and watch them evolve - **Trending Topics**: AI finds real trending subjects and absurdifies them - **Continue Stories**: Not absurd enough? Extend narratives with 15 more headlines - **Share Mode**: Show off your creations (because if it's not shared, did it really happen?) Why You'll Love It - Perfect for when you need a mental break from actual news - Great conversation starter at parties ("Did you see the one about non-slip socks?") - Harmless procrastination that actually makes you laugh - Surprisingly creative way to explore "what if" scenarios - Zero anxiety, 100% absurdity Who Is This For? - Anyone who doom-scrolls but wishes it was funnier - People who appreciate satirical humor and absurdist comedy - Social media addicts looking for content that won't stress them out - Creative minds who love watching ideas spiral out of control - Anyone who's ever thought "the real news is weird enough already" How It Works 1. **Open the app** → Get a random absurd narrative 2. **Scroll through** → Watch the story escalate from 0 to 100 3. **Pull to refresh** → Start a completely new story 4. **Create custom narratives** → Turn YOUR ideas into news cycles 5. **Share the madness** → Send your favorites to friends The Perfect Break AbsurdScroller is your guilt-free escape from reality. No misinformation, no hidden agendas, no anxiety - just AI-powered satire that knows it's ridiculous. Take a break from real fake news. Enjoy some REAL fake news instead! Terms of Use: Privacy Policy: ## AbsurdScroller Screenshots - [Screenshot 1](https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/PurpleSource221/v4/c1/52/f5/c152f50b-702b-5f99-bcf7-14dd404786c7/1.png/1284x2778.png) - [Screenshot 2](https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/PurpleSource221/v4/24/ce/68/24ce68dd-57ce-9364-d664-4aa7a4a8167e/2.png/1284x2778.png) - [Screenshot 3](https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/PurpleSource221/v4/a2/4c/8c/a24c8c63-0557-a237-2d52-ba9a15c41092/3.png/1284x2778.png) - [Screenshot 4](https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/PurpleSource211/v4/3a/72/72/3a7272f2-86b8-35f1-983b-805ac979b95c/4.png/1284x2778.png) ## AbsurdScroller Rating Breakdown in United States - 5 stars: 1 (100%) - 4 stars: 0 (0%) - 3 stars: 0 (0%) - 2 stars: 0 (0%) - 1 stars: 0 (0%) ## AbsurdScroller In-App Purchases | Item | Price | |------|-------| | Bundle Monthly | $4.99 | | Bundle Lifetime | $49.99 | | Bundle Yearly | $34.99 | | Premium Monthly | $2.99 | | Premium Yearly | $29.99 | ## AbsurdScroller Available In - [United States](https://apptail.io/app/absurdscroller-ZVPx/united-states) - [Indonesia](https://apptail.io/app/absurdscroller-ZVPx/indonesia) - [India](https://apptail.io/app/absurdscroller-ZVPx/india) - [Sri Lanka](https://apptail.io/app/absurdscroller-ZVPx/sri-lanka) - [Romania](https://apptail.io/app/absurdscroller-ZVPx/romania) - [Sweden](https://apptail.io/app/absurdscroller-ZVPx/sweden) --- ## About AppTail [AppTail](https://apptail.io) is a mobile app intelligence platform providing app analytics, ASO (App Store Optimization) tools, keyword tracking, competitor analysis, revenue estimates, and review monitoring for iOS App Store apps. 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