Complimentary Nuts

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A man walked into a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively "You've got great hair!" The man looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer. A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say "You're a handsome man!" The man looked around, but still couldn't see where the voice was coming from. When he went back to his beer, the voice said again "What a stud you are!" The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on. The bartender said "Oh, it's the nuts--they're complimentary."
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How would you like to have your very own complimentary nut and not even have to go to your local watering hole? Well now you can with Complimentary Nuts! Once downloaded you will be showered with compliments from your very own complimentary nut.
Some days we're happy, some days we're sad but the complimentary nut will always turn that frown upside down. Got in a fight with your significant other? Bad day at work? Car broke down? Just leave it to your complimentary nut to turn your day around. He may not be able to make you coffee or dinner but his compliments will surly put a smile on your face.
Thanks for downloading and hope you enjoy your very own complimentary nut!