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title: "You Suck At Football - Reviews, Revenue and Downloads in United Kingdom | Apple App Store"
description: "YOU SUCK AT FOOTBALL is a physics-based rage game unlike anything you've played. Guide your uncontrollable football through obstacle-filled parkour stages where speed, timing, and pure chaos collide. "
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# You Suck At Football — United Kingdom
> Physics Parkour Football Chaos

![You Suck At Football App Icon](https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Purple221/v4/f4/9c/48/f49c481b-457e-3173-b209-eb4d92ab964e/AppIcon-0-0-1x_U007epad-0-1-85-220.png/434x0w.png)

**Developer:** [Gorka Aranzabal](https://apptail.io/developer/gorka-aranzabal-UJauY)
**Category:** Games
**Rating:** N/A (0 ratings)
**Price:** Free
**Bundle ID:** com.gorka.yousuckatfootball
**Store:** Apple App Store
**Country:** United Kingdom
**Version:** 1.0 (released 2025-09-22)
**Original Release:** 2025-09-22
**Languages:** English

**App Store Link:** [Download on Apple App Store](https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/app/id6752359389)
**AppTail Page:** [https://apptail.io/app/you-suck-at-football-kGfx/united-kingdom](https://apptail.io/app/you-suck-at-football-kGfx/united-kingdom)

## You Suck At Football Description
YOU SUCK AT FOOTBALL is a physics-based rage game unlike anything you've played. Guide your uncontrollable football through obstacle-filled parkour stages where speed, timing, and pure chaos collide.

FEATURES

• **Chaotic Physics-Driven Gameplay**  
  Feel the unpredictable momentum and bounce of your football—colliding, spinning, flipping unpredictably as you race.

• **Parkour-Style Challenge Courses**  
  Sprint, glide, and ricochet through ramps, drops, moving platforms, and more—designed to disrupt your control and test your reflexes.

• **Easy to Learn, Hard to Master**  
  One-touch controls make it accessible, but those tight corners and tricky jumps will push your skill to the limit.

• **Rage-Inducing Fun**  
  Embrace the laughter (and maybe a few sweaty palms). Perfect for short bursts or long races.

• **Stylish Visual Flair**  
  Bright, cartoony visuals pop off the screen—vibrant fields, dynamic camera, and fun animations create a visually rich experience.

REASONS TO PLAY

- **For fans of physics games** — reminiscent of ragdoll chaos meets competition  
- **Fast-paced and wild** — courses designed to break you (in a fun way)  
- **Shareable moments** — each fail is a highlight; ideal for clips, streams and screenshots  
- **Play anywhere, anytime** — pick up and play with one click; no complex menus

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**JOIN THE MADNESS**

Join a community of players who share their funniest fails, speedruns, and best tricks. Zoom into the YouTube shorts, clips, or send us your most epic launch.

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**SPECIAL LAUNCH NOTE**  
Based on the hit Steam game, YOU SUCK AT FOOTBALL brings the same chaotic joy to iOS—fully optimized for touch and mobile performance. Chat, compare scores, and spread the chaos!

## You Suck At Football Screenshots
- [Screenshot 1](https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/PurpleSource221/v4/26/2e/d7/262ed773-7d69-3dc1-f96f-7203afc137d4/3.png/2688x1242.png)
- [Screenshot 2](https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/PurpleSource211/v4/c4/b9/ca/c4b9ca52-29c6-41a9-bdd7-331f3659e4dd/1.png/2688x1242.png)
- [Screenshot 3](https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/PurpleSource211/v4/04/73/96/04739685-8925-bf1a-3be7-4ee96012a97f/2.png/2688x1242.png)








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