helped me get laid
i was playing with the buzzer at the library and i yelled out “EMERGENCY SLOP” and a girl in the non-fiction aisle walked up to me and took me in the bathroom. she then delivered the absolute craziest head i’ve ever gotten in my entire life. then she turned around and told me i’m all hers and now we are messing around on the low. thank you ibuzz i will never forget what you did for me.