Ahoy InsultMate!

Ahoy InsultMate! – Pirate Insults for iMessage
Set sail on the digital seas with "Ahoy InsultMate!", the swashbuckling iMessage app extension that's brimming with buccaneer banter! Whether ye be jesting with shipmates or challenging foes to a duel of words, this app brings the salty spirit of the seven seas right to your chat bubbles.
Features:
Bountiful Pirate Insults: Dive into a treasure chest filled with handpicked pirate-themed insults, from the playful to the fierce. "Ye scurvy dog!" is just the tip of the iceberg!
Dynamic Formats: Deliver your maritime mockery through plain text, vivid images, or animated GIFs. Let the medium amplify your message!
Personalized Presentation: Steer the helm of customization:
Choose from fonts that echo the handwritten scripts of ancient treasure maps.
Adjust font size to make your insult as loud as a cannon blast or as subtle as a whisper on the wind.
Select from a palette of colors, from deep-sea blues to golden doubloons, ensuring your insult stands out.
Share with Shipmates: Engage in playful banter, challenge friends to a duel of wits, or simply amuse yourself with the rich lexicon of pirate parlance.
Chart New Conversational Waters: Tired of the same old chat? Break the monotony with a hearty "Arr, ye bilge rat!" or a cheeky "Is that a peg leg, or are ye just clumsy?" With "Ahoy InsultMate!", your iMessage conversations will never be the same.
Embrace your inner pirate and let your words set sail. Download now, me hearties, and may your chats be ever adventurous!
Note: No parrots, peg legs, or pirates were harmed in the making of this app. Perfect for those with a sense of humor and a penchant for piracy!