The only reason why I downloaded this app was because I wanted to hypnotize myself
Ok, so, you see...I looked at this app, and when I first saw it, I was like, “whatever.” However, when I finished reading the script for this app, I noticed something surprising. It said, “WARNING: May also hypnotize adults as well.” And I was thinking, “if it can hypnotize babies and adults, maybe it can hypnotize 11-year-old kids too?” I noticed that the app was free, so I was like, “maybe I should give this a shot!” So I did. I downloaded the app and then I noticed there was one for babies 5 months and older. Since I’m older than 5 months, I thought, “maybe that will hypnotize me!” I wanted to hypnotize to not be scared of middle school, because I’m going to middle school, and I’m SSSSOOOO nervous! So I hit the button that said 5 moths+, and then things went better than expected. The screen had 3 dots. On the left side of the screen, there was a red dot. In the middle, there was a green dot. And on the right side of the screen, there was a blue dot. It ended up being very interesting. One at a time, each dot would go to the bottom of the screen, and then come back up. I don’t know why, but for some reason, I enjoyed watching it very much, despite the fact that I’m a 11-year-old kid and not a 5-month-old baby. I suddenly felt better about middle school. However, I also felt like a baby. I suddenly watched the one for babies 3 to 5 months old. I enjoyed it too, and I was babbling a bit. Then I watched the one for babies 2 to 3 months old and I started sucking my thumbs when no one was around. Then I watched the one for babies 1 to 2 months old and began to crawl instead of walk. Then I watched the one for babies 0 to 1 month(s) old and then I realized that this app was hypnotizing me to be a baby. But I didn’t care because I finally found my true self: a baby. Thank you for creating this app. If you didn’t, I would’ve never found my limelight. Thank you for reading this, hope you enjoyed. 👧🏻 -Cadey
