Bluebook Exams

I took ONE practice SAT test, oled at my scores and now i cant even open the app. It’s just blank, a blank screen. That’s it. I deleted it, redownloaded it, deleted it hai, and agin and it just shows me a blanks creen every time i open it.

All was fine up until today, when in tried to log in to take an SAT practice test. When I tried to log in with my school email, it said “email not valid” even though my college bored account is connected to it, even took practice tests through that same account before. Please fix this error.

Ok, so I thought everyone else was joking about this aping being so ridiculously hard to use and work on, but they’re not. I needed to do 6 practice sats so my parents will let me drive to see my friends, so I opened the app to start working on my sats. Right when I opened the app, the entire screen froze and I was unable to click practice assessments. I tried exiting the tab and opening it again, but it wasn’t helping me at all. After powering off my iPad and turning it back on, it still wouldn’t load. I told my mom this and she suggested we take this to the Bluebook developers. After walking 510 hours to get to Nebraska where I would hopefully find the developers my feet were in excruciating pain, my clothes were tattered, and an army of mummified english teachers were behind me. Sprinting to the nearest fort I could find, I realized I had walked into a secret base full of Bluebook operators. I explained to them the lengths I have gone to get my car back, and they simply laughed at me. They told me this was a test to see how far I was willing to go to get my car back. Suddenly, two CIA members backed up by a Mexican Cartel grabbed me and dragged me underneath the building where I found hundreds of detained high schoolers in various holding cells. Soon after throwing and locking me into a cell alone, they gave me a new iPad and a charger to go along with it. This was 10 years ago. I have missed my highschool graduation, my brother, Jason’s, wedding, and I am still unable to drive my car to visit my friends who have all built new lives while I am trapped underground. If someone reads this, please send me a kids happy meal and chalk so that I may entertain myself with more than my ipad.

Back in the golden days of early September, I was forcefully forced by my school administration to download Blue Book Exams. We were ready to take the AP exam on who has rights and who doesn’t. I was ready to dominate this exam, but the next thing I know, there was an announcement on the speaker. It aroused me a little bit, but then I realized the app was sending ultra violet radiation into my testicular region. Astonished of this sudden feeling, I toppled out of my chair. Somehow, from the rays to my balls, the app had identified where I originated. Somehow, this app had figured out I was an illegal immigrant living in the U.S. without a Green Card. Realizing I had been caught for being a Taco Muncher, I decided I better get my border crossing legs going and run away. I stood up to run, but the radiation had made my balls the size of bowling balls. A shake hit the classroom as my balls dropped down to the floor. I found myself running in place for at least 6 minutes and 9 seconds, and wasn’t going anywhere. All my classmates were looking at me in terror and shock. Next thing I know, the door busts open, I bust a nut, and border control steps in. They lasso me around my enlarged Testies, which seemed unnecessary because I couldn’t move anyway, and lured me to them with a burrito. I followed the scent of tortillas and beef in a daze. I found myself in a police car full of weed. The patrol then blamed me for smuggling it all, and drove me 23 hours back to Mexico. When downloading this app, there was no sort of warning that any of this would happen. I had lost friends, family, and my beautiful balls. As my cucumber was already small, it seemed like a small, molecular atom compared to the giant melons hanging from the regions of my pelvis. If you download this app, I recommend having your legal papers on your desk in front of you, or even a special cape over your “special” region. I recommend hitting leg day everyday so you willl be strong enough to escape in the event this happens. Best regards, GrandeBallBurritoChico.

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To all the people that are complaining about this app being problematic: wah wah cry about it. You’re mad that you failed the sat and are blaming the app. If the exam was in paper, you probably would’ve gotten a much worse score anyways.

This horrible app won’t download or open! And I need to use it to print my ticket to sats ?! Something is seriously wrong when an app is this bad for a test that determines your intelligence!

This app is terrible for testing

I was taking the PSAT and it was going fine until i logged in and then suddenly the app started blaring sounds from tv show The Chosen. As much as I love Jesus, I needed to get a 5 on this test. I have contacted my local church to see if this is “divine revelation” and i will respond soon. I have realized in a divine revelation that it is truly the voice of jesus. Because the chosen is so accurate to the true voice that I heard in my Dream of Knowledge, The chosen is not just a good show, but an accurate one, and should get more views. Oh not the aliens again. Vorppvoprovprovprovprovprovprovproprovprovprovprovporvporpvorpo ufo ufo fuo ufo ufo

AP testing is not chill