Cat Translator Meowlingo

So boring 15 bucks a month doesn’t even work

I hate this app I cant talk to my cat and it cost money

Seriously, Meowlingo, you think that bit of shenanigans is going to get you a GOOD review? The moment you open it, this app asks your name and gives you a couple promo screens hyping itself...THEN demands you give it a star rating. There's no means to skip the rating. No means to get past that window. All I've done is type my name, and this app is demanding a good rating for being awesome. Forget that noise, Meowlingo. Most apps wait until you actually use an app and try it out for a while before politely asking for a rate/review. They don't demand a rating just for allowing the user to type their name. One-starred, and then deleted. Not even giving this nonsense a chance. There's too many other apps out there to feed a company's overblown narcissistic ego. If the devs think allowing a user to type their name into a software program is worthy of a five-star rating and won't let them go any further until the user GIVES them a rating...well. They get the rating it deserves. Typing my name into this app is the worst experience EVER. It hurt my fingers, raised blisters and welts all over my idiocy-allergic brain tissue, and wasted 60 seconds of my time. 0/0, will delete and forget. Pass and forget, folks.

Premium stops me so 1 star

This app lets you do everything but let you translate to your cat so you can give it like or you can give your cat like two or three like oh high bubbly like what does bubbly was that supposed to do to your cat? I mean my cat reacted to it, but I want to talk to my cat not give it a love symbol. I mean, I love my cat, butyou have to pay for the one thing that it says you can do what you have to do. You can do everything else, but that I would not recommend this app unless you wanna pay every month or annually so I just get a different app. OK I was so excited to talk to my cat because he’s a talker and I just made made me so

Helps me understand my cat better