Chaos Clock

Date & Time for Discordians

Published by: Special Treat

Description

Timekeeping for Discordians.
The first and only App to measure both date & time according to the Principia Discordia and the Erisian Time Measurement – from the first Sweetmorn in the season of Chaos, to the last Setting Orange of The Aftermath.
Chaos Clock keeps a running countdown to X-Day, the end of the world according to the Church of the SubGenius!
Includes St Tib's Day & the ten canonical Holydays, plus 165 Holydays celebrated by various Discordian denominations:
• Pi Approximation Day
• Defenestration of Prague Day
• St. John the Blasphemist's Day
• Festivus
• New Year's Eve Eve
• and more!
Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!
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Exactly What I Didn't Need

JayNotSchlatt on

United States

Requested this app download in lieu of explaining my faith to my father. Went surprisingly well! Always nice to know when it's a holyday. I appreciate the disguise mode for unexpected Greyface snooping. How would one request a holyday be added? Edit: YOOOO UPDATE 🔥🔥🔥

Finally

Liztastic944 on

United States

A chaos clock that keeps correct chaos time. Thanks chaos clock! Hail Eris!

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nonameformyface on

United States

I woke up þis morning believing þat þe world was going to end tomorrow, my cat had died, and my wife was eating a hot dog bun. I learnt þat all of my guesses were false-true as opposed to true-false: þe world won’t end for anoþer six þousand years, I don’t own a cat, and I am cripplingly single. Þanks Chaos Clock!

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Rippingoffmyface on

United States

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Essential reference for all practicing Discordians

eastcoastj on

United States

After installing this Chaos Clock, I've noticed that my sinuses have cleared up, food tastes better, and people will remark on my appearance more.

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