This is the greatest game of all time.
I thought I had seen it all. Until I came across this game. I have never had so much fun in my life!!! This game is like “Getting Over It” but better, you see; the story of this game is unmatched. It’s like the developer hired a whole screenwriting team and said make the best script you have ever made or something. The replayability is something else, I mean a new level. I haven’t stopped playing since 1976. The game mechanics are ten times better than it’s original, I heard a rumour that the creator of the original game was secretly stealing some of the mechanics from this game, it’s that good. Once you’ve tried using the axe to move you around, you’ll never have to fall in love again. This game is so hard, and never promises progress, like the original. But the difference is it uses complex algorithms to judge how long it will take for you to rate quit, and to ensure a good game experience; it will make sure you progress just before you rage. It’s revolutionary. This game is truly a game. I approve.