Name: Cthulhu Diet
Author: Weekend Panda

Description

The nightmare beyond the deep Cthulhu has arrived to become your personal trainer!
Enter your weight-loss goals (he will mock them) and keep track of your daily calories (or don’t, you are doomed either way). Log your meals (did you eat an entire bag of sugar for lunch? Maybe *two* bags of sugar? You can be honest here) and get helpful (NOT helpful - not at all) life and dieting tips from Cthulhu himself. Why not give it a try? The only thing you’ve got to lose is “all your hopes and dreams!”
The Cthulhu Diet is a dark-humor parody app which you could technically use to count calories and become a healthier person but really who is going to actually do that? Just download it and get a few laughs as you hurl through the darkness of space and time towards the heat-death of the Universe. Whee!

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I know what you are

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i love this app, just one issue

this app is so fun i love it, but when i got 1000 coins, it got stuck on a screen that just said dialog text and didnt allow me to click past it. please fix this because i love this app so much!!!

Glitched :c

I love this app, but I as soon as I got 1000 coins it glitched. I think I was about to get one of the endings, but a box that said “dialogue text” appeared in front of my screen and doesn’t allow me to press continue or anything like that. Pls fix I love this app!!

Great app!! Just one thing

I really like the app in general! It’s very cute and I love the dark humor. However, I think being able to enter more than just the set 4 things (breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack) would be amazing!

Good Diet App, One thing though,,

This is a really good app with counting calories, although i wish we can remove the buttons for the suggestions. I keep pressing the suggestions for what i 'ate' so it adds up to like 1,800 calories a day bc all of the suggestions are 300+ calories:/

Great Diet App

It’s a lovely diet app that is exactly my taste. It’s cool and wicked, props to the creator for coding and making the app because it’s actually really awesome and it is great for maintaining good health and I personally love the dark humor. @(・●・)@ ♡

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Is Cthulhu Diet legit?

How much does Cthulhu Diet cost?

What is Cthulhu Diet revenue?