GCU Life

Biggest waste of time app ever made, doesn’t work at all, can’t even log in with student credentials!

this app makes life SO MUCH EASIER! genuinely the best thing made in 2023, should win all the awards! i used to spend all my time on bit-life or trying to get the gcu apps to work but now my whole world is changed by this one lifestyle and influence app!!! LOPELIFE✌️

Me and my children wake up every day filled with joy and excitement, ready to play this app. This app is a lifesaver. Me and my children's relationship is the healthiest it has ever been, all because of this app. We don't even celebrate holidays anymore, as we prefer to spend our time admiring this astonishing app. One morning my youngest child, Ben, asked me, "Dad why haven't you fed us in the last month? Do you even love us? All you do is play this game. Please acknowledge you responsibilities as a father and take care of us." And then I remembered... I have no children. I live alone in an apartment and the only thing I have to look forward to in life is this game. It means everything to me. This app has given my life meaning. I've spent the last month eating potato crisps and playing this game. This app is my religion and I worship it; Therefore, I am willing to put my Earthly desires out of the way to acknowledge the sacredness of this app. I pray this app can do the same for you.