This game
Before I played this game I was broke, depressed, and had ED. After I was blessed by this masterpiece of a game, I became a multibillionaire, my father came back with the milk, the game taught me how to mew, and my ED was cured. If you want to step up from a low-life beta to an ultra sigma, download this game and say goodbye to your awful current state of being and embrace being a space bean imposter alpha male.