It would help if there was a search button for immediate relocation to tabs as absence line! Or just make the site simpler to use !

jeff was just sitting at my desk, checking my amazing grades and then boom! an electric shock came out of my phone screen and killed him. when we were on the way to the vet, he came back to life almost brain dead. his last words were “you failed me for your yr9 art results.” that’s now the only thing i think about, and all i do is sit in my bed eating greek berry yoghurt and crying. thank you, child.

My parents logged in to look at my grades, and then keeled over dead. The thing that confused me is that my grades were amazing, and they had no previous health problems, they just opened it, and died. When they were autopsied, there blood was completely missing, and there organs had been reversed, It was like there entire DNA had been changed. Then the worst part happened, they got back up, I could hear there screaming from 20km away. They’re scratching at my door, they blame me, someone please get help, I don’t know how much longer I have

So basically, I was in a hot air balloon and I sharted myself... Moral of the story don’t get Kamar because you will kill your grandpa. Also this app made me slaughter my teacher so DON’T GET THIS APP!!!

I was flying my pet ostrich Jeremy through a chicken nugget when I went to the McDonald’s i got smelled by a bus so I put it in my pocket and farted on Jeremy so we flew back and I found my old smelly cheese from 18657 and ate it to Jeremy which felt very mangled and sausage. The app is very manky and found my apple at yesterday for the Monday and your donkey ate to the beans and licked your belly

I’ve had this app installed for 2 years and I haven’t even used it. Every time I try to sign in it says “invalid response from the server”. Everyone else but me can access it.

Unbearably Slow, clunky, ugly, poorly designed, actually unusable. The ministry should have chosen Musac!

THIS APP IS SO BAD IT KILLED MY GRANDMA. IT RUNS SLOWER THAN SHE COULD WALK AROUND HER COFFIN. IT IS THE SINGLE UGLIEST WEBSITE TO EXIST AND PROBHABLY GAVE ME CANCER.

This app is terrible. It made me throw my phone at my teacher 77 times

Can’t even log in bro fix your app