Letter to Santa Claus - Write to Santa North Pole

Santa, please be my husband. I know you have a wife, but listen to what I tell you. Get a 12-gauge shotgun and blast her down! I'm telling you to make sure she's not getting up Fr! Next fly over to my house. I know you like milk and cookies, so I spiked them for you Aftwr you're knocked out I will forcefully make you throw up to get the poison out, and make you my Slave for the kitchen I know you can bake VERY WELL! ÒN! TOP so please bring 6 elves so l can munch on them while I stare into your soul as you brutally mutilate yourself Soooo fine please come this instant I'll take care of the presents P.s. I really want to tie you up and knock some sense into you (if mutilating your face didn't already) Also little kiddos, make sure you ask your parents what mutulate means it's a very nice thing to do to people, so make sure you say "I will brutally mutilate you guys Mu-Til-ate Goodbye kiddos! Goodbye Santa

No no no

I hate the fact that I have to wait to write another letter he dose reapply right after you send it but not my favorite

Ok I LOVE THIS APP cuz even though he is not real I cuss at him for the funzzies:) but I don’t like that it takes 24 hours for him to write back and how you have to pay for him to write back quicker:(

Santa said I’m not a good girl and said I can’t have my PS five I am not happy grrr👿

CAN SOMEBODY FIX THIS GAME I WANT TOO WRITE A LETTER TO SANTA CLAUS AND IT DOES NOT HAVE MY AGE I’M 17 YEARS OLD CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT HERE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE THIS IS CALEB LY BY THE WAY?

de app is popoo beecuz my tabwet iz showeng e bleck scren wen i tsp next p.s. SANTA DIDINT GIVE MI MUY PEPE AND POPOO BEE CUZ I WUZ NAWTEE!!!!😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿🎅🟰😵

Santa, please be my husband. I know you have a wife, but listen to what I tell you. Get a 12-gauge shotgun and blast her down! I’m telling you to make sure she’s not getting up Fr! Next fly over to my house. I know you like milk and cookies, so I spiked them for you🚨🤑 Aftwr you’re knocked out I will forcefully make you throw up to get the poison out, and make you my Slave for the kitchen ✅✅ I know you can bake VERY WELL! 🔛🔝🔥 so please bring 6 elves so I can munch on them while I stare into your soul as you brutally mutilate yourself 😱😍 Soooo fine 😍😍😍😍 please come this instant 😢 I’ll take care of the presents 😏😏 P.s. I really want to tie you up and knock some sense into you (if mutilating your face didn’t already) Also little kiddos, make sure you ask your parents what mutulate means 😍 it’s a very nice thing to do to people, so make sure you say “I will brutally mutilate you guys ❤️❤️” Mu-Til-ate Goodbye kiddos! Goodbye Santa 😏💀

Because it says parents only and the parents go as Santa which is terrible

I like this app but I don’t get the point of it…