Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy visual novel/dating sim with a touch of old-school RPG combat. In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaaay out of your league!
So raise those stats, battle monsters, and unleash your full potential!
FEATURES
5 Dateable Waifus – Love Esquire's heroines are not just pretty faces! Each have their own unique ambitions, backstories, plots, and dirty little secrets for you to uncover.
Turn-based Combat – You may not be a decent squire, but you have a number of unconventional techniques to keep your needy knight alive. Taunt, cheer, heal, and loot your way to victory!
Raise Stats – Git gud and become the ideal man by increasing your strength, charisma and intelligence. These traits not only affect your combat abilities, but also your relationships.
Forge Relationships – Amp up your squirely charm by giving gifts and whispering sweet nothings to your waifu. Get those romance points high enough and they'll open up in more ways than one.
Multiple Endings – What's waiting for your squire at the end of the journey? Be careful with those choices!
Fully Voiced – Hear your waifus fully express their undying love for you!
IMPORTANT NOTES
The game contains advertisements and optional items that can be purchased using real money. You need internet connection to play this game.
I’ve only played this mobile version of the game, and I absolutely love it. It’s funny and entertaining and one of the best, but here’s my issue. The mobile version is a complete money grab. From the research I’ve done online, you supposedly can find and farm valuable gifts for the girls throughout the map. None of that is possible on mobile though. You basically HAVE to buy gold because the only way to get gifts is through purchasing them at random from Selena. Secondly, all the dialogue choices that really matter, you have to pay for with gems.
The game is amazing, I’ve never seen something so thought out and worked on so hard, but for the love of god, just make us buy it in the App Store itself and give us the full version without the constant need for micro transactions.
Really fun and funny
The dialogue and cutscenes are hilarious. I love it so far!
Amazing game, terrible microtransactions (buy on PC!)
The game is amazing and I love it… on the PC.
The game on IOS is a total cash grab and I wish I could get a refund. Normal behaviors in the regular game are gated by crystals and energy and you pretty much can’t get the best endings unless you 1) play really slowly and 2) pay loads of real world dollars to unlock the correct responses (for best endings).
What an embarrassment, I can’t believe I supported the studio and bought the game again (and spent $20 for ad skip and some crystals) and I can’t even get a full game that I had theee years ago on Steam.
Nice
Should play
This game is almost perfect.
Has one visual glitch I’ve seen with Hugh at the beginning and I had to start a complete new game because Giselle was stuck at a pink heart
Money grab
Let me start off that I really enjoy the game on Steam and Switch. However the mobile version is a money grab. For example, you must spend gems to make “good” choices within the storylines of the women. The bad choices, which yields reduced relationship points is free. I would prefer the developer to release a version that mirrors the console versions at a paid price.
Gimme more please
This game is amazing I wish y’all had more like it or you add extra options over time like Pamu or Serena maybe even lady shira for those interested in older women. My only complaint is the energy system but I completely understand why it’s there otherwise people would zoom through and lose interest but I love them game so much I hate to wait I just want to keep playing. I would love to seem some new games or additions to
This one keep it up guys please 💜.
The game is great……mostly
I have been thoroughly enjoying the entire game. The gameplay and progression feel solid where you don’t NEED micro transactions. The women are fun to talk to, and feel authentic. The game is great when you can play it, but unfortunately the game crashes a lot(mostly on campaigns). I have lost a decent amount of rewards from a random crash. It’s completely random so it could crash on the last wave of a campaign. It’s so frustrating to waste an hour of my day to end up with nothing because the game won’t stop crashing on campaigns. There is also bug that locks you to the title screen, and the only solution is to delete and reinstall. I don’t know for sure, but if you’re playing on guest I assume you will lose all progress. Love Esquire is great game, but until it gets some updates to fix these problems, or I can’t recommend it in it’s current form.
Bugs
They game is good for so far I played but the main reason why it is one star is that when I try to open the app it crashes and says internet connection not working when I have full bars I hope that you can fix this bug because I had fun with this game even tho I played for twenty minutes.
Great genre 10/10
This game and how it’s plays plus the voice actors, simple perfection ! 👌
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