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My Derp - The Impossible Virtual Pet Game
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TPG TECNOLOGIA DA INFORMACAO LTDA
Description
Meet your Derp: NOT the cute lovely boring virtual pet you are used to. Be prepared for some action while you take care of him in this impossible and weird adventure. Can you keep him alive?
Derp will burp, poop, get really dirty and get himself into freaky accidents you can't even imagine! Can you handle all this mess?
Try to keep him well fed, healthy and clean long enough to bring Derp into adulthood and to unlock secret shapes. Play the super fun box minigame and earn coins to buy food, medical supplies and several other items to make sure Derp is surviving his own hash. But be extra careful: accidents such as a huge fire or a bug attack will put Derp's little life at risk all the time, and it's your job to protect him!
But don't get too sad when Derp dies, his life will end eventually. So, YOLO! Play with him, bang his head against a brick wall and make sure he makes the most out of his (short) messy troubled life! Another one is just around the corner and your crazy and very difficult journey will begin again.
Nurse this yucky strange virtual pet and compete with yourself for higher score!
HIGHLIGHTS
• Easy to play but very hard to accomplish
• See Derp's development from an egg to an adult Derp
• Fill the collection of pictures that keep score of Derp's ups and downs
• Earn coins and buy stuff from the market to feed, clean and heal Derp
• Quick play: it is very hard to maintain Derp's life in a challenging time and activities management game
• Deal with crisis situations by using the correct items from the market, as the bucket of water and insecticide
• Prove yourself rapid and resilient by putting up to all Derp's eschatological funny life
May your Derp's memory never be forgotten!
Disclaimer: While this App is completely free to play, some additional content can be purchased for real money in-game. If you do not want to use this feature, please turn off in-app purchases in your device's settings.
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Derp will burp, poop, get really dirty and get himself into freaky accidents you can't even imagine! Can you handle all this mess?
Try to keep him well fed, healthy and clean long enough to bring Derp into adulthood and to unlock secret shapes. Play the super fun box minigame and earn coins to buy food, medical supplies and several other items to make sure Derp is surviving his own hash. But be extra careful: accidents such as a huge fire or a bug attack will put Derp's little life at risk all the time, and it's your job to protect him!
But don't get too sad when Derp dies, his life will end eventually. So, YOLO! Play with him, bang his head against a brick wall and make sure he makes the most out of his (short) messy troubled life! Another one is just around the corner and your crazy and very difficult journey will begin again.
Nurse this yucky strange virtual pet and compete with yourself for higher score!
HIGHLIGHTS
• Easy to play but very hard to accomplish
• See Derp's development from an egg to an adult Derp
• Fill the collection of pictures that keep score of Derp's ups and downs
• Earn coins and buy stuff from the market to feed, clean and heal Derp
• Quick play: it is very hard to maintain Derp's life in a challenging time and activities management game
• Deal with crisis situations by using the correct items from the market, as the bucket of water and insecticide
• Prove yourself rapid and resilient by putting up to all Derp's eschatological funny life
May your Derp's memory never be forgotten!
Disclaimer: While this App is completely free to play, some additional content can be purchased for real money in-game. If you do not want to use this feature, please turn off in-app purchases in your device's settings.
Like our page on Facebook and be the first to know about our upcoming games and updates! http://fb.com/tappshq
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Yes, My Derp is completely free and it doesn't have any in-app purchases or subscriptions.
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My Derp is free.
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User Rating
5 out of 5
1 ratings in Lithuania
Ratings History
My Derp Reviews
Game won’t open
I have not yet been able to actually play the game it continuously logs me out as soon as I click the app icon pleaseee fix this I would like to play the game
Fix please I love playing
Everytime I try to click on to play it automatically closes
Couldn’t even open the game
WHYY!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
THE GAME DOES NOT BEEPING WORK
I’ve tried re downloading, hard restarts and nothing works. The game just opens for 1-2 seconds and crashes. WHAT DO I DOOOO. I used to play this game on my iPad and it was a lot of fun but on my phone it doesn’t work at all. This is SUPER upsetting.
random kid
bruh the game is no longer playable bc the game is old
Can’t even open the game
Every time I open the game, it closes a few seconds later. I reset my phone and nothing changed. Reinstalled the app and still
It has literally never worked
This app has never worked, I’ve tried multiple devices and still nothing.
App crashes
I used to love this game but now it won’t even start, it keeps crashing after 1 second of running and I’ve tried multiple things to get it to work please make it compatible with newer iPhones and fix the crashing because I really do love this game.
Litterally the worst game ever
I cant even play the stupid game. I see why it says that it’s “impossible”
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App Info
- Category
- Games
- Publisher
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TPG TECNOLOGIA DA INFORMACAO LTDA
- Languages
- English
- Recent release
- 1.0.1 (8 years ago )
- Released on
- May 23, 2015 (9 years ago )
- Also available in
- United States , United Kingdom , Canada , Australia , Ireland , United Arab Emirates , Philippines , Sweden , New Zealand , South Africa , Mexico , Brazil , Finland , Türkiye , Netherlands , Belgium , Norway , India , Singapore , Spain , France , Denmark , Hong Kong SAR China , Italy , Argentina , Poland , Saudi Arabia , Malaysia , Switzerland , Israel , Kuwait , Vietnam , Indonesia , Japan , Thailand , Malta , Croatia , Austria , Germany , Pakistan , Azerbaijan , Ukraine , Taiwan , Bulgaria , Bahrain , Chile , Russia , Romania , Portugal , Hungary , Czechia , Peru , Ecuador , Greece , Lebanon , Lithuania , Slovenia , Armenia , South Korea , Uzbekistan , Kazakhstan , Tunisia , Latvia , Slovakia , Dominican Republic , Brunei , Belarus , Madagascar , North Macedonia , Egypt , Estonia , Colombia , Nigeria , Algeria
- Last Updated
- 1 week ago
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