Life Changing
Dear reader I urge you to please read full review for full context.- On 1/13/24 I was sitting on top of the Golden Gate Bridge and just as I was about to throw my worthless, uninspired, depressed body off I got a notification on my phone. It was a message from my mom. It read “Dankpee71 please look at this game, it should help you with whatever situation you are currently in” and without a second thought I downloaded Obama. 13 milliseconds in the game and I felt more hopeful and enlightened then I have ever felt in my entire life. I climbed down the bridge and a man in a golden Bugatti got out to greet me. He told me that I had won 348 quadrillion dollars, I now own Apple, Walmart, Microsoft and I have bought 18 planets to store my money. Anything is possible with this app which is why I highly encourage anyone reading this to get this wonderful free life changing app.