Plants vs Goblins 4

Yes i can

I fully completed this game, there are 46 levels with 18 plants to unlock and use. When I first started I noticed how cheap and bad it looked, the music was abhorrent and the goblin noises destroyed my ears. Every level has a formula, the first two will show off a new goblin then the standard one, until around level 32 where I guess the creator gave up making levels and just copy pasted level 32 to 46. This game does have a FEW upsides, the plants all look unique and some didn’t look half bad. Plants are divided in four groups: range/lobbers (no difference between the two), melee, instants, then miscellaneous with things like 1 sun producer, 1 blocker, and one specialized plant used to kill one specific goblin. The goblins are less diverse with there only being three types: slow walkers, slow flyers, and phasers with the only difference between them being animation, art, and some stat changes except for phasers which just walk through your plants so you have to kill them quickly. This game is quite hard, giving you barely anytime to get sun without the use of stalling. If for whatever reason you’re interested in this, play till level 32 then save yourself the trouble, there’s no final boss or ending cutscene. ☹️

Kinda game its cool ig. Smexy goblins.

It just feels like PvZ 1 but a bit slower.

When I was 7 years old, my pet wall kicked 🦵 me out of my shoe 👞 I was casted into my dentist’s 🦷 🌞 cupcake machine, until my life changed. Mr. Frunk stabbed a wall made of sunlight 😔 so it would give him dominoes. Brent 👋 screamed, “Never say triple summer 🤶 salute sausage pancake at 13:61 AM!!” I never learned to skate board, but my Rottweiler burnt my green 😠 Mercedes’ to a crisp. That is why Plants vs Goblins is better than Angry Tomatoes. 🍅 AMAZING GRAPHICS, ORIGINAL 😟 GAMEPLAY, OF COURSE IT’S ONE OF THE BEST GAMES EVER ALONGSIDE, “Scary Baby in house 3” 👌

After my wife divorced me i was always drinking and smoking and going down a very dark path. I was hurting myself on the daily and hating my life after she left me. One day when i was headed to the liquor store and i saw some little kid playing a game on his moms phone, I went up and asked the little kid what game he was playing, the kid said “I’m play plants vs gobwins 4” and I asked the kid if i could try playing, and to my surprise the kid said yes!. So my first game was really tuff but i liked it for some weird reason, I was about to beat the level and then the mom came up and started yelling at my saying i’m a gross perv or somthing like that but I just really loved the game. I went home and instantly downloaded that game, when I tell you that I loved that game, I LOVED THAT GAME!! Those sexy little goblins were so hot and just begging to be killed by the plants. MANNNNN those plants turned me on so much dude it was insane!! After I beat the game I looked up the game online and i found a women who was posting videos of her playing the game. I messaged her and we got to talking, we really hit it off!! Eventually I asked her out onto a date and she was the most beautiful girl i had ever seen and she was only like 250lb and really short!! Honestly her weight and size really turned me on… like to the max. She looked exactly like one of those sexy little goblins!! We got to the date and we really liked each other, after the date I invited her back to my place where we got down and dirty, if you know what i mean. While we were doing it I was really into it if you know, I asked her to put on a “Plants vs Goblins costume” BROOOOOOOO that costume turned me on so much, once we started going again I busted so hard just thinking about that tight gobussy. So after that she messaged me like a few weeks later saying she was pregnant, I was shocked. I was only 20 years old at the time but I was ready for it. I was ready to have a kid. Months go by and finally we have the kid. the kid looked EXACTLY like a goblin from this game. I was so happy. SO HAPPY. and now my kid is 10 years old and he’s very happy and fat! 10/10 game go and play!!!!

this game helped me get through a tough time in life where i was getting bullied by overweight kids for being underweight. they rammed my head into a toilet seat and make me drink toilet water. They also stole my food and beat me up. This game helped me escape the brutal torture i faced everyday from the bullies. As i defend my house against the sexy goblins it makes me feel happy in many ways. I love this game.

This game is just plants vs zombies but better

i wish that i could rate this game 0 stars. this game is a copy of plants vs zombies. i hardly believe the developer even tried to make the game good. graphics are absolutely garabage.

I was just shocked that you yes YOU decided to copy pvz i love pvz, here your game is just BAD now on the other hand pvz is PERFECT just why would YOU make this game anddddd this is your 4 YES 4 ripoff of pvz like you might as well name your game in full capitals RIPOFF OF PVZ then I look at some of the reviews personally I think you wrote these reviews cuz most of them were like “best game ever” and “5 stars best game ever” and all of that kind of stuff like bro just stop making ripoffs of pvz it is s just mean pvz is probably mad at you for copying there game so here’s my opinion just STOP MAKING THESE GAMES and also if I could I would… rate your game 0 stars and sorry I just don’t like ripoffs at all of game I LOVE TO PLAY😤