Please, Don't Touch Anything

It’s been years and the button still barely works. It’s genuinely a great game but it's better to just play it on desktop.

This is not optimized for the iPhone. There are a few puzzles that require quick button presses and it doesn’t respond to quick button presses. The phone also gets hot and drains the battery. I love the idea of the game and trying to figure out the puzzles, and I thought it would be a fun way to pass the time in waiting rooms or the DMV. But I can only do a handful of things before I need to stop.

Imagine trying to tie your shoes with chopsticks. Quite an infuriating task if you had to imagine, right? It seems like a useless endeavor, but it wouldn’t be if you had chopsticks for hands. Of course, why would anyone have chopsticks for hands? I don’t know. Why is the hit box for the red button half of the button’s actual size? I managed to beat the minigame, but it makes Bennett Foddy look like a Ghandi figure, trying to bring peace and prosperity instead of anger and rage. Still don’t get how infuriating it is? Imagine trying to tie your shoes with chopsticks.

I like PDTA but the game has ending that are very hard like the laser ending to ticket robot comes out at MIDNIGHT but in the 3d version you can just break to clock and set the time to midnight and get the ticket and also city boom is the hardest ending for me because the screen is to small to see and the plane is very fast and also the bombs have a delay before they drop and you can’t zoom by the screen to see and another ending that’s hard for me is the 666 and 276 because when you touch the grey button the numbers go up very fast so you have to time it perfect to stop and get the ending.

I can’t get the Death Star ending because it doesn’t show the ending it just erases the numbers

So I pretty much got all the endings but can you please fix the 666 ending counter because it seems IMPOSSIBLE so could you make it like on pc like one click at a time instead of timing the numbers. Much appreciated!

i love this game and all its puzzles but i’m stuck on the city bomb because half the time when i press the button it won’t work so i waste a ton of bombs. i’ve gotten close before but i just can’t seem to beat it.any comments on how to beat it would be a great help.

Why do i have to stay up till midnight just to get one of the endings i thought it would work at noon too but nothing happened. Please make noon another option. :(

I’ve gotten so frustrated at this before after I’ve beaten city boom it was the most amazing feeling in my entire life because it’s so hard it’s completely frustrating for me with someone with anger issues please fix it because it’s actually really difficult other than that it’s a good game but that’s the only thing I would suggest to fix and I just want more frequent updates because I’ve seen the last update was two years ago

It’s good but why can’t I open the D4 box? And why press a stupid tiny button 276 times in 1 MINUTE!?!?Or get the flood ending or any others same for 3D would rate 5 star for both.I’m speaking for both this and the 3d