pou.
i love this thing so much. i do not feel nearly as motherly towards real babies as i do pou. i cannot even think about neglecting it because i will get upset about it and have to go check on him. it looks really stupid and it makes weird expressions at me and doesn't always want to eat However i still love it the same and i am positively charmed by this creature. Still unsure what it's supposed to be though in terms of alien species 5 stars