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I got erectile dysfunction from using this app. 😡

This app takes away my fundamental constitutional right according to the 9th amendment to be able to not be dictated by other people. This app promotes communism, socialism, and facism. This app is an example of a totalitarian and authoritarian government. WE WANT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT BACK!!!! BAN THIS CONSTITUTIONAL DENYING APP!!!!! TRUMP 2024!!!!!!

I remember it all too well😭I downloaded this app and filled out a pass to go empty my bulging pulsing full bladder that was filled with a concoction of urine and herpes discharge. My teacher ms la roach poosay body cream let me go to the toilet and started my 10 minute timer. I ran down the low ceiling hallway with the light fluorescent glow of the light emitting a long shadow of myself. The shadow was longer then my 38.67inch dildos and I realized I was so close to the bathroom I could just taste the mustard gas made by the janitor for those satisfying TikTok toilet cleaning videos. It was my time. I pulled out my cat tail butt plug and went over to the litter box in the bathroom and I realized that someone else had used it. It wasn’t human and my toes curled on the cold wet tiles of the bathroom floor and I got on my hands and knees and ate all the cat feces that were in the litter box. Oh.my.Goodness the taste was so pure and made me start urinating on my toes and the tile floor. I began rolling in my filth and meowing erotically then I produced fecal matter all up the walls coating the yellow paint a murky warm shade of brown with strips of blood. I put my cat tail back up my hemorrhoid filled anal lining and walked out of the bathroom with lumpy feces filled blood running down my leg, but it wasn’t my period. Before I got out the cat stopped me and he pushed me down to the warm mixture of my own urine and diarrhea. The cat whispered in my ear, “the cat is out of the bag”. Needless to say I will not be using this app again.

I was in class and I started thinking why does Livvy Dunne have W Rizz, then my tummy started to rumble. I was like “What the skibidi toiled” So I jumped up from my sit and asked the teacher “Can I use the skibidi toilet I’m about to bust” She said “Of course just use the E-Hall app” I Downloaded the app but it was too late I busted in my pants and I had lost my edging streak and also crapped my pants😞

my high school uses this app to regulate how many people are in the halls and going to the bathroom, and it is the worst thing I have ever used. I constantly am not allowed to go to the bathroom because it tells me there is “hallway traffic”. I genuinely need to pee so bad CURRENTLY and have been trying to go for the past 20 minutes. this app violates my right to GO TO THE BATHROOM WHEN NEEDED. please remove this app.

I hate school bruh lemme pee when I wanna pee

pls delete ur app n free us from this prison of a school 0/10

I wanted to shidd but my teacher didn’t approve it on the app. My colon exploded and I was rushed to trump hotel to be revived by the amazing strong buff Donald j trump . When he revived me… he said loudly and confident… “I WILL AVENGE YOU…..so he sent his minions (Texan highschoolers) to come here and write terrible reviews so it will someday get taken down… to this day we are STILL attempting to get rid of the app overall. (0/10) but it’s a little better bc I got to meet my amazing mentor (Donald J Trump)

Teacher be playin n stuff for some reason letting the timer run like what if I got a mean dookie it takes longer than ten min like all of this because these lame ahh ppl vapin n stuff like just let them get lung cancer and leave us alone 🤦🏾‍♂️

11am, red house bathroom, over 10 minutes. Principle gently runs his hand across the hood of the toilet as he fills it vigorously. “Now only 1 of us is empty” he thinks