Sisyphos

It’s a great game… WAIT WHY IS THERE S** UPDATE QUESTIONS EVERYWHERE

This game is immaculate, the graphics are top tier, even my heavily modified RTX 360 iPhone wasn’t capable of running them at full power. The gameplay is amazing, it fixed all of my life’s problems, and now, instead of stressing about final exams, I can procrastinate all that pain away with the pure joy of pushing a rock up a hill! The best part? You can reach the top! Allegedly, anyway.

Game very good rock very heavy sex update very good

The reward when you painstakingly push the rock all the way up the hill is to have it fall down and require you to push it up once again. The punishment when you stumble and let the rock go is to have it fall down and require you to push it up once again. It compels me how much I want the rock to fall because the hill faltered before I did. I am both incapable of stopping the rock with my body and only capable of pushing the rock with my body. Anyway, one must imagine Sisyphus happy.

I’ve been playing for far too long. I had to play during the duster concert for obvious reasons. Please give us the sex update!

“I want make rock have pebble. Make update with sexy smooch time.” -Sigmund Freud

really cool to push the rock, don’t get me wrong but you know what would be even cooler? sex the rock when

Rock!

I am really looking forward to the sex update please don’t bombard with ads thx

People say “one must imagine Sisyphos happy” But, how could he be happy without sex update. Please oh please sex update