sparkvue helped save my life. i was a barely functioning alcoholic with erectile dysfunction. after using sparkvue, i was cured of my erectile dysfunction as i got hard seeing the app interface. i’m still an alcoholic.

After being loser and always get beaten up for my lunch money. I downloaded this app to help me now I’m a a super Skibidi sigma with level 500 gyat. Now those furries are scared of my gyat and sigma levels as there on alpha males.

This app showed me it’s meat. When it showed me it’s meat I was shocked, it motivated me to elongate my meat. Once I finished elongation I gave my zesty homie the most delicious backshots that have ever graced planet earth. This app has increased my pull rate of big black men by 500%. I am truly indebted to SPARKvue. I would recommend this app to anyone who seeks scholarly enlightenment on the extreme and drastic elongation of their voluptuous meat. This app elevated me to a new plane of existence where I can enjoy many black men frequently.

This abhorrent app led to the downfall of my relationship with my wife, Michelle. If you’re reading this Michelle come back I miss you.

This app is hard to use. The app interface doesn’t even look that good. There should be descriptions for each button. I also lost data that I saved. The thermometer works fine but the app does not.

Please send help this app is part of the dark web, i woke up in the middle of the night with oily men trying to break in screaming “WE KNOW ABOUT YOUR FOOT FETISH AND UR LOVE OF FOOT FUNGUS” Its was truly traumatising and I cant believe this happened, do better. PS: im seeking extensive therapy because i am experiencing PTSD and flashbacks of the oil dripping off these men.

THIS APP MAKES ME WANT TO BUST A FAT NUT INSIDE BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

recently purchased the spark-vue wireless temperature recorder. To say i'm impressed is an understatement. This tools limitless possibilities has vastly exceeded my expectations. As of recent I have been using this tool 5 times a day. The reason I recommend this tool so highly is that not only can I pleasure myself, but I receive accurate and interesting data about my internal temperatures. I believe in the near future tools such as this will revolutionise self pleasure.

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This app helped with my fellow peers deal with their thirst of each others rule 34.