I struggle for words…
…there are so many glitches that I’m not sure I should even call them that. This game has been stitched together like Frankenstein’s monster, except Frankenstein made a minimum investment in quality control before executing his plan. There are too many things to list! This game reads like an underachieving student’s last minute book report for a book they didn’t read, and so they incoherently pasted together bits and pieces of what they believe will pass muster with a teacher who will only scan it for hot words and other indicators. There’s just no way I can believe this level of glitching is a matter of accidentally missing something rather than simply laziness. It’s insulting that it got put up for purchase like this. I paid $6.99 for an iPad game that I can only stumble my way through because of how many errors and oversights there are. I likely won’t get a refund and there will be no accountability, but there should be. I can’t finish it because I’ve reached the limit of my patience. I rarely bother writing a review, but here I am because hopefully I can save someone else some money. Do not bother with this one. Domini/DO whatever has been putting out some stinkers already but this one takes the prize.