The Official KSIOlajidebt Soundboard - KSI Sounds

I used this at work, saved me tons of time communicating, truly peak technology

Awseome but the audio is SO low please fix this

Let me paint you a picture of my life before this app: a hollow shell of a man, drowning in the quicksand of existential dread, my marriage hanging by a thread thinner than KSI’s patience in a Sidemen hide-and-seek video, my children looking at me with the same enthusiasm as a react channel watching a 10-hour loop of "BABYYYYY!" And then—like the universe itself had finally decided to stop trolling me—I downloaded the **KSI Soundboard App**. What followed wasn’t just a glow-up; it was a full-blown spiritual awakening. ### **Phase One: The App Saved My Life (No, Really, I Had the Noose Tied and Everything)** I was *this* close to becoming a tragic statistic—another man defeated by the crushing monotony of life, another victim of the "I pay bills and exist in silence" pipeline. But then, in my darkest hour, I absentmindedly clicked *"LADDDDDDDS!"* on the soundboard. Something about the sheer, unadulterated chaos of that yell pierced through my soul. I played it again. And again. And suddenly, I was laughing. Not the fake "haha" you send in texts to seem human—real, chest-heaving, tear-streaming laughter. For the first time in years, I felt *alive*. The noose? Untied. My will to live? Restored. My therapist? Confused but supportive. ### **Phase Two: My Wife Stopped the Divorce (Turns Out "BABYYYY" Works Better Than Couples Counseling)** She had one foot out the door, folks. The papers were drafted. The boxes were packed. My attempts at romance were about as effective as KSI’s first boxing footwork. But then, in a last-ditch effort, I replaced our usual passive-aggressive silence with the soundboard. Her: *"We need to talk."* Me: *"OOOOHHHH, YOU’RE GETTING IT!"* (aggressive JJ grunt included) Silence. Then—a snort. Then, against all odds, *laughter*. Fast-forward three weeks, and we’re renewing our vows with a Sidemen-themed ceremony. The priest opened with *"LADDDDS… WELCOME TO MY WEDDING."* She’s pregnant again. Coincidence? I think not. ### **Phase Three: My Kids Finally Respect Me (Because I’m the "Funny Dad" Now, Not the "Sad Sacks Who Forgets to Buy Milk" Dad)** My relationship with my kids was deader than KSI’s hairline pre-transplant. They’d rather watch paint dry than talk to me. But then I started dropping *"YOU’RE A WASTEMAN!"* during their Fortnite matches. Suddenly, I’m a legend. Their friends beg to come over just to hear me spam *"WHAT’S GOING ON?!"* during dinner. My daughter used *"FAM… FAM… FAM…"* as her morning alarm.

At first it was just a app but then it turned into a live changing thing in my live it gave me fame money and girls I am so great full for this life changing experience with this app I hope some one sees this and gets inspiration to get this and the aura when ksi says lol is crazy

Without this app, humanity would be lost. Please download this app if you want to partake in the rapture.

I have peaked

spend that 0.99 cents

Thank You KsiOlajidebt

This app is genuinely the best app on this AppStore it got me rich and a million followers

This app is great for diehard KSI fans like me!