Trenches: Arcade

With all due respect, JEMPFREY (an acronym for Judgemental Excrement of Malodorously Pretentious Fallacies in Ranting by Entitled Youth) is either contradicting their own claim, or literally ignorant of what the word “literally” means. If the game is literally unplayable, then how did this illiterate oaf get to the point of allegedly having a high score? Indeed, it’s yet another example of an outraged tantrum when extreme entitlement is stymied by hurdles of real life. I haven’t played this game yet, but I already know that both its indie developer and the word “literally” deserve better than that. This is to offset the jerk’s impact on your rating, and to plead for an end to the rampant misuse of “literally.” It’s literally the only word left to distinguish objective reality from exaggeration in any scenario. Even “really” doesn’t always mean strictly real. So let's all do our part to treat indie devs and the English language properly. Remember that it’s easy to hate, but very hard to create.

Cool game with atmospheric graphics and 8bit national music. It also gives you a cool vibe of old arcade cabinets with it’s rating system. Some gameplay bugs need to be fixed, however this game has a great potential🤘

There is a bug in attack mode to if you place your units in the top of the screen the machine gun can’t get them (this might just be for iOS) -Maxwell

The art style of the game definitely has potential, the title and the starting menu are definitely give a good first impression. I feel the game can really kick off. Overall genuine game, I would not play again unless the devs decide to change the gameplay. Keep at it guys, good work! -NoahV

Literally an unplayable game. The ratings HAVE to be fake because there’s no way anybody enjoys this broken game with almost 0 playability. Left several “top scores” and they did not come up on the leaderboard later meaning they are faking any kind of player base in game (the leaderboards are fake). Both game modes, attack and defend, are impossible, with no mechanics allowing for nuance. Games last under a minute, leaving you feeling unsatisfied and baited. It’s clearly an unfinished shop with items that will never truly be added despite descriptions saying they are under development. It’s another lie, like this game’s functionality. Using the shop function during a game will not work, it will cause you to lose immediately as it does not pause the game and enemies continue to progress while you are in the menu. Developer clearly does not know what they are doing and should stick to doing something else with their time, than making garbage like this.