UDBapp Pro

My life was awful, I lived in my aunt and uncle’s closet under the stairs and my cousin was a spoiled brat, they make fun of my hair and glasses way too much. Then I downloaded UDBapp Pro, and my life changed. First, I went to the zoo with my “family” but something was off, my cousin’s dot was in the snake enclosure. I decided to help him along as his step size and location was confusing him, but he coincidentally fell in and was trapped with the snake! And that was only the start, letters started forcefully making their way through UDB, even when my uncle took away my phone, they always found me. My uncle then moved us to an island where a giant section leader told me to take 6 to 5 steps out the door. He led me to a magical place called Mogwarts, where I learned the art of drill and plies. I met my best friends there, and some enemies too. But it all came down to getting the competition 1st place medal, we went through teaching point 50/50 and catching flying plooms. Finally facing the trumpet section leader, who was hiding that they actually played viola! We promptly ended them of course and went back to learning drill. 10/10 app though, would recommend for anyone interested in marching band.

I was looking at my drill for the balled of our show. I realized something odd, the drill read that I phased through the battery, despite all laws of nature and reason. In disbelief, I turned to my guard coach, who assured me that all would be fine if I put my trust in the app. I cast a glance at my six foot aluminum flag pole, looked back at my coach, and nodded. The run through began, and I did my regular choreography, a single handed triple forty-five with two backflips. I thought surely I would collide with the battery, and my poor flag would be dented. However, I felt myself pass through the battery line, coming through to the other side and catching my flag like a real champ. That July morning, I learned that anything could be achieved with the power of faith and friendship!!

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I see the children with no eyes in the fog, they are screaming in agony. all i can do it slowly peel back my skin to release the ants. the fog is here. They’re back, the faces in the air. THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP. Do not run from the fog. Do not ever run from the fog. Stay in the fog. the fog is near, i need to go now. I feel the sin evaporating off of my skin. Oh lord have mercy on me for my sins have been extinguished. Take kindness on my dammed soul. LEAVE GET OUT OF MY HEAD MY SKIN THE VOICES WON'T LEAVE GET OUT OF MY HEAD MY SKIN THE VOICES WON'T LEAVE GET OUT OF MY HEAD. The fog, stay in the fog. It’s so warm and loving. Don’t ever leave the fog, come join us in the fog. MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes the ants have arrived, crawling in my fingernails. DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER? They’re overwhelming me. The fog follows, soon to consume me. The voices told me so. The fog is here. It always has been and it always will be. Do not let the fog in. WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR the corner of my ceiling begins to laugh in the middle of the night for a split second, each night it get louder. Help me please. no, I need more sugar to feed the ants. can't see can't see can't see can't see....gouged out my eyes gouged out my eyes gouged out my eyes gouged out my eyes... no more ants no more ants. the demon is behind me he is behind me i can feel his breath the demon is behind me. The ants are gone, the fog is clearing. No more fog. No more fog.

You try to run me through Hold on, think again Don't you know what you're starting? But you sure ain't got a clue How bad this will go Don't you know, know my art? (Art of war) And as you look to the horizon, not a cloud But then stormy weather's caught you cold Seems like it crept up out of nowhere all around you It's not quite what you foretold You'll never see it coming You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes You're done in By the time it's hit you, your last surprise Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh You think you got your game Planned out to a T Yet I'm two steps ahead, yeah So, you step into my way Stand down, it's a trap One more step and you're dead (yeah you're dead) Why just a picosecond ago, clear blue skies? But now lightning's struck your last resolve It's not an accident that no one hears your cries As your last strength seems to dissolve You'll never see it coming You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes You're done in By the time it's hit you, your last surprise I'm coming for you My game's always so fast, so fine You're spun in by the net You didn't catch it in time Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Better think about your game Are you sure your next move's the right one for you? Are you sure you won't get outmaneuvered Again and again, my friend? You'll never see it coming You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes You're done in By the time it's hit you, your last surprise I'm coming for you My game's always so fast, so fine You're spun in by the net You didn't catch it in time Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh

Bad bad bad do not use or get 0/10

I was doing the last move in movement three when the UDB logo jumped off my phone and started chopping my body up with a butterknife until I was a pile of red dust on the turf at my schools football field. 10/10 would do again

This app saved my life, however, I have one issue. I was marching my sets and realized I was thirsty. Not the apps problem though. The apps problem here is it contaminated my water. I went to go take a sip of my water and BAM. I realized someone had put chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay. Well, there’s one part the story I left. I AM A FROG! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? IM GAY NOW? I DIDNT WANT THIS APP TO CONTAMINATE MY WATER AND PUT CHEMICALS THAT TURN THE FRICKING FROGS GAY. I really like this app as a marching frog, but I am gay now and I did not consent to that.

When I downloaded this app, I got to customize my little profile picture. However, I failed to realize that the FBI would use it to track me down. Thankfully the app told me to march 20000 miles to the nearest secret underground bunker. It told me to march through a Time Machine where I was transported to the 1700s. It told me to math through the city of Salem where the people told me to stop, but naturally, I didn’t. I was accused of witchcraft and was burned at the stake. 10/10 would get burned at the stake again.

This app never works and it threw my pet goldfish into the street and ran it over with the drill that never lets me check in anyway