Wood Duck Simulator

I’ve had this app for about 2 years and it’s cured my depression, anxiety, and social anxiety, ever since I got it I’ve been happier ITS A DUCK I LOVE IT SO MUCH well yeah get it cus it’s amazing

OK!! So, I saw this game about a year ago and have been questioning myself to get it ever since. The comments say it’s good, but it looks boring! So… today I got the game! And it made no sense! All you do is click the duck. What do you do next…? Umm… I forgot… OH YEAH!!! I remember! Click the duck! And then you… click the… umm… oh yeah, duck! And then you click the duck and then you click the duck and then you click the duck and then you click the duck and then you click the duck and then you click the duck and then you click the duck and then you click the duck and then you click the duck… AND THEN. You take a pic of yourself and put ducks and maple leafs which of you could do easily on other apps! The end. I’m sorry, I don’t like criticizing, but it’s just a boring game, and these people must be bots or something. I’m sorry! :(

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I had been going through a crisis with bullying at school, but after I downloaded this game my WHOLE LIFE became so much more better. Thank you to whoever created this app.

day after day, the only thing going throgh my head was “Want a break from the ads? If you tap now to watch a short video, you’ll receive 30 minutes if ad free music.” after downloading this game it changed all of that, now all i think about is the devorce papers and child support i need to deal with. thanks wooden duck simulator!

Have you ever wanted to be mindlessly bored, angry, and sad? Download this game. The reviews are so fake they could win an Oscar. Literally. The drama! “When my shed of wooden doorknobs caught fire, I thought my life had ended. Then I found Wood Duck- and my depression was cured!” Or- “As I ate my pig, Oink, alive, I found this game. I love it! Reminds me of the taste of my duck, Quack.” And all this for an app that is all badly drawn graphics and a “quack” that can barely be called a quack? Probably the developer spent a few minutes in SCRATCH KIDS making this app and scribbling a picture of a DUCK that actually looks like a BLOB??? NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER download this LOUSY(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) game! Worst app on the App Store! JUNK!

duck quack i giggle

I don’t know if it was a glitch but I downloaded this game on my I pad and it was called quack I clicked the app and it was a picture of a wood duck I clicked the wood duck and it quacked that was the entire game and I thought to myself I could make this In scratch

I am very satisfied of this app it is so real and gives me flashbacks of my girlfriend i really appreciate the creator and developers for this great app…this turns my gf on

I got this app as a joke but eventually I realized it is more than an app... it is a duck... a wood duck. The pure and innocent quack of said wood duck just puts a smile on my face. It truly brightens my day.. it brightens my life. All the bad things that have happened to me suddenly disappear and I’m happy again. Truly a work of art.