Yo!

One day I saw this girl, hammered drunk, putting lucky charms in people’s drinks. I thought to myself, holy heck, whomst is this wench?? I must meet her. Then it occurred to me, I can get her attention from across the room. I got out the YO app and typed “They’re after me Lucky Charms” and put that above my head. Immediately she came over and I introduced myself. Turns out, she was the worst, but that night I met a different girl, and 7 years later we are now engaged!!!

It’s free it doesn’t have annoying adds or crazy features. Simple interface and basic colors and works in landscape and portrait mode.

During an expedition to the Carpathian Mountains in Ukraine, I suddenly slipped on a liquid-covered smooth rock ledge and simultaneously cut my tongue off on a sharp rock and impaled my vocal cords with said rock. There I was, suspended on the abyss with no way to tell my tour guide Vladimir Ikshi’ibaban what was wrong, as he stood there staring and clueless. Then, I remembered I had downloaded this app, and quickly whipped out my phone and typed out the message “Help me Mr. Ikshi’ibaban! I have cut off my tongue and impaled my vocal cords on the same rock, and am suspended over an abyss by the same rock through my neck!” Needless to say, Vladimir helped me up, I patched it up with a bandaid, and we were on our way. If it wasn’t for Yo!, I would still be hanging from that rock today.