5-Star Students

In an age where technology is intertwined with nearly every aspect of our lives, apps have become indispensable tools, often designed to enhance convenience and efficiency. However, sometimes a single app can have an unexpectedly detrimental impact. Imagine a morning shrouded in an unsettling calm. The sky is a muted gray, and a dense fog clings to the horizon, dampening the usual vibrancy of dawn. The air feels heavy, almost palpable, as if it's holding its breath in anticipation of something significant. It was August 16, 2024, the day my life changed forever. It was the third day of the school year and my second period teacher told me to download the 5-star app. I did what I was told without thinking much of it. As soon as the app appeared on my home screen I felt my unbearable depression seep back into my body. This was just the beginning. As the last strands of hair fall like autumn leaves and my teeth, once sharp and proud, crumble to dust, my body swells with a weight I can no longer bear, a slow betrayal that turns mirrors into haunting reminders of a self that has slipped through time's unforgiving fingers. My friends, My family, and My albino ferret(please come back Howard) all abandoned me. I was left with nothing, I am left with nothing. The 5-star app took more from me than what I could have ever imagined. It took my pride and my dignity. To top it all off, in a sudden, blinding flash, my phone erupted in a fiery burst, the app i innocently downloaded on August 16, 2024 now transforming into a harbinger of chaos, sending shards of glass and digital ruin cascading through the air like the wrath of a vengeful machine.

This app made my school feel dystopian as ever. You can’t even go to the restroom without the higher ups of my education system knowing. The 5 star points gimmicks are just there to allure people but that’s it. They know too much, while we all know nothing.

I was ordering a six piece chicken star, large coke on the side at Carl’s Jr, when suddenly the employee hexed me with only FIVE STARS!! I was so furious I demanded, shouted, PLEADED for my ONE STAR, but they just wouldn’t give me my one star… now I rue that very day when I lost what was most precious to me. Take this ONE STAR review as my thanks for my FIVE STAR experience!!!

the fanum said the tax which was the rizzler is to rizzy so you gotta skibidi em up for gronk to be sigma to Libby Dunne

this app is soul sucking, it feels like a cult. i’m being followed. i also hate whoever recommended this to the school district, so not cool

what if the time goes off when i’m going poop. DONT DOWNLOAD

my grandma got pushed down the stairs because of this app

This app is badddddd

T’was a normal day, going to class, birds singing, grass growing, til our teacher told us to download this app. I suspected nothing of it, it was just a hall pass I assumed. But I was wrong. A day after I downloaded 5 star, my life went downhill. My grandma got ran over, I became pregnant as a male, I turned gay, My dog became gay, everything was horrible. But after all of these strange occurrences, a voice came from my phone one night. “Hello. It’s me. 5 star man. I’ve come to ask you something.” I was horrified.. Was this man the reason for all of this misfortune? “I have ruined your life trust to show you how much power I possess. So if you don’t do what I say… Heh… Let’s just say, my peanuts.” I gasped, shaking terrifiyedly. The crazy man spoke,”Be my bride….” I suddenly blushed, oh no… I’m gay…. “I-I’m just an omega.” I cried. “Heh.. Sigma.” He said in response, as he carried me into his buff arms. We suddenly started flying into the sunset. This is your sign to not download this app!

This app has caused undeniable trauma for me. Because of this app I had explosive diarrhea in my pants because I was only allowed 5 min in the restroom. This is a human rights violation. Letington is commiting serious hate crimes.