Alpaca Dash - an the branch jump evolution begins

You become a human in the end, whatever.

Killing alpacas is amazing, I have never felt a high like this. When I level up everything feels right in the world. I hope this never ends. Please offer in app purchases like skins or the ability to ch age your background. I want to to change my plain wooden house in to a mansion.

Nothing can fill the empty gap in my heart. That is what I thought until I played this game, my type 7 depression is now doubled and passed to the next person. Thanks you, creators of this masterpiece for fixing my life and my marriage (it’s a long story)!

just a trash cheap copy of the original

This is the best game ever

This game is so cool and I can't stop playing this game.

A TRUE WORK OF ART, the literal most beautiful game I've ever played. I 12/10 recommend, I honestly dont know who i would be rn with out this game (probably less depressed ngl)

So my sis posted a snap of me and Shovel-paca. I was temporarily famous, Overall, good game, nothing needed, except maybe new and cooler evolutions.

It’s cool but the evolutions get kinda creepy

It’s so weird and this is NOT made for four year olds AND also it is not appropriate and it is so WEIRD 🤨