Beschreibung
Track your lowest moments — and laugh while you do it.
Meet Gooner Tracker: a tongue-in-cheek app for those of us spiraling a little too publicly. Whether you’re seeking self-awareness or just a new low, this tracker’s got you covered.
Built for satire, not self-help, Gooner Tracker lets you:
Log every “session” like it’s a sport, get daily check-ins that only make things worse, unlock badges you’ll pretend you didn’t earn, climb the Leaderboard of Shame (opt-in… or not), tap an “Emergency Exit” that leads absolutely nowhere, buy pointless in-app features (you won’t be proud)
This app won’t save your soul, but it might make you laugh, cringe, and rethink everything.
So go ahead. Track it. Regret it. Repeat.
Disclaimer: Gooner Tracker is 100% satire. No serious health advice is offered. If you’re looking for spiritual guidance, we recommend touching grass.
Terms of Use: https://tame-bite-1c0.notion.site/Terms-of-Use-20eab2d3d35480059528e5c6339724cc
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