DaGame

I was trapped in a cage. Then somebody asked me ‘have you ever wondered if there is an afterlife?’ I said no then he burnt me alive with a flamethrower. Everything went dark and I felt like this was it. Suddenly a bright light appeared and the shape of a person emerged from the darkness. I saw him - he said these wise words to me ‘less gooo’ then the darkness disappeared and I returned to my cage with a gun in my hand. I escaped my prison and took my revenge on my school bullies. Then I became Elon musk. Da Baby changed my life so play his game or I will get you…

One foggy depressing night I was awoken by a loud thud downstairs, Da baby came into my room, he tapped my shoulder and nicely whispered “Letzzz go…” then flew out my window. He cured my depression that night. The very next day, I found this game, and because of that, I rightfully will cre@m for Da baby…

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Until the time I found this absolute master piece I was plagued with depressing thoughts and was unwanted by everyone, including my family but then out of nowhere this game came into my life unlike my farther figure. This game has bought nothing but pure happiness and joy, due to this game my family is finally together again and my sisters back to dating me and I couldn’t be more grateful for your miracle of a game. I pray that the creator experiences nothing but absolute euphoria and that he pulls any person they want to. Amen

Was depressed found this game now it’s cured

I now hate this

It’s pretty hard but I love it 10/10

I have struggled in school my entire life. All the way up to the point where i downloaded this game, then everything changed. It all happened last week, i had big exams coming up and i was clueless in every subject. I needed help. I searched across the entire internet, but found nothing. Then one day, it hit me. DaGame. I felt like i found the holy grail. I felt like i had gone super saiyan. I felt like a god. I didnt just pass all my exams, but got straight A stars. I still have no idea how it works, its almost as if its some kind of magic. This game granted me the powers of omnipotence, omnipresence and omniscience. But this power does come at a cost. From now on, till the end of my days, all i hear in my head are two words… less gooo.

hello, i’m a good fellow friend of a beast of a man dhar mann. he is a man who is secretly a fairy and lives in a shack in the woods- anyway enough about my husband. i was walking the lonely waters of dingle land when suddenly something shone so bright in the distance (i am now heavily long sighted but i don’t care), my voice trembled as i said “d-dababy?” yes! his golden miraculous chain shone brightly. “lezzz goooo” he exclaimed. i understood perfectly well. he passed me something. a note? “what up, you WILL play this game dagame before you lezzgoo off this earth”. i understood what i had to do. i unlocked my ipad from 2003 and unlocked it, grease and dust joining to my fingers. wow. the app store had been opened. my fingers trembling even more than ever, pressed the download button. everything happened so fast..i was in. i was so happy to have found a game to cure all of my diseases and illnesses like this. i owe everything to this game. lezzz gooo

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