English to Latin Translator

I could only use the app twice, the other times I tried to use it, I kept getting a weird thingy asking to use some pro mode which I don’t have the money for. It’s stupid. I got the app so I could translate Latin, it won’t let me use it and the time I did use it they were wrong.

I was looking for a nice little English to Latin only translator, you know, something user friendly, functional, streamlined, that really only facilitated but this one purpose (or vice versa **see what I did there? Clever right? With the Latin**). Well I stumbled upon this aborted fetus abomination of an app and decided to download it just to see how awful it was. Well I was honestly astonished to discover that it is so terrible, so useless, so clunky, pointless, glitchy, worthless, hot garbage, abysmal, ruinous, and a heinous abomination of coding and technology that it causes me physical pain to be forced by the Apple gods to give it even 1 star, I almost didn’t write this review at all because I didn’t want to give them even that much credit. I mean 1 out of 5 is 20%. This app isn’t even 0%. It shouldn’t even be given the time and/or attention to have a percentage at all. I mean seriously I would rather be baptized by Marshall Applewhite in a dingy YMCA hot tub which is frequented by registered sex offenders AND has been filled with boiling acid than to even begin to consider paying for this truly despicable and loathsome atrocity. I couldn’t delete it fast enough and the brief amount of time I spent ascertaining this burdening knowledge I now unfortunately possess will, I am certain, lead to night terrors, insomnia, fits of rage, melancholy, weakened immune system, and arthritis due to the constant clenching of my fists and generally overly tense body which is a direct result from the anger and hatred I feel towards this worse than useless gutter slime and towards myself for giving it a chance. To you readers: the developer is full of it, they didn’t fix anything. To the developer: you should be banished from making apps and sent into technological exile for bringing what is tantamount to the app equivalent of the Antichrist into this world. Love, Kyle

I never got one translation from this app. Every word I typed in gave me an error box saying it could not translate. What a joke!!

This app is useless. All it does is make you see adds and then give you a horrible translation with misspelled words that aren’t even supposed to be in the sentence. Please do not download this app.

It's the commercial channel from Demolition Man.

Why didn't I listen . I read the trashy reviews but got the app .didnt work, First try . This app is dirt

Simply does not work!

Doesn't work at all.

Don't waste your storage! It wouldn't even translate! What a waste! 🗑

Trash