Enviro-Bear 2010

Who is driving that car? Oh my God, a Bear is Driving! How can that Be?!
How to play:
* Grab stuff with your finger.
* Eat Fish and Berries.
* When you are FAT enough, drive into a cave to Hibernate.
* You can throw stuff out the windows and sunroof!

Famous people also like bears:
"The driving controls provide as realistic of an experience as I can imagine if I were a bear driving a car"
- TouchArcade.com
"Enviro-Bear 2010 is a game made by crazy people ... practically impossible to get to wherever you want to go"
- SlideToPlay.com
"The best, and only, bear-driving-a-car simulation. Come for the absurdist humor, stay for the limited, but deceptively deep game design."
- Anthony Burch, Destructoid
"It's fantastically manic and unapologetically absurd, and any would-be quibbles about the touchiness of its vehicular controls are instantly headed-off and negated by the bare fact that bears don't know how to drive cars."
- Brandon Boyer, Offworld
OMG, better yet, check out all those magnificent user reviews!