Fleekz

Your nefarious text message responder that provides the exact response you were looking for 0% of the time!
Tired of wasting your valuable time responding to text messages? Let Fleekz be your text message response concierge. Fleekz reads your mind (not really) and automatically, with a press of the button, generates a response you would never type.
Some important questions users ask:
How does it work?
We're not sure
Can I use this to respond to my boss?
We would
Will it order me takeout?
No
Now sit back and enjoy the hilarity which ensues!