Funny Weather - Rude Forecasts

Weather just got a whole lot funnier!
Is the weather the most boring thing on earth? Quite possibly! Here at Funny Weather (as the name suggests) we decided to take weather & make it fun.
No more painfully cringe-y small talk about the weather with coworkers (sorry Ted from Accounting). Now when you need your weather, simply open Funny Weather & instantly receive your weather -- along with one of our hilarious weather jokes!
Jokes & colors change based on the temperature & precipitation, so you'll always get a fresh experience. 
Phrases range from funny to downright offensive; get the weather & your feelings hurt all in one!
Think you're funny? You can even submit your own jokes to share with other users!
Features
- Hilarious weather forecasts (profanity included!)
- Funny Weather widgets available for users of iOS 14+
- Accurate weather reports provided a reputable source, Dark Sky.
- Hourly forecasts
- 5-day forecast
- Share forecasts with your friends
- Submit your own jokes!
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