Goat Simulator

You know there’s goat simulator 1 and 3 but 2 was never developed but I have a theory maybe goat simulator 2 was to grotesque to develop and I have another theory maybe goat simulator 3 is 2 but I have one more theory maybe the franchise was supposed to inmate garden of banban or something, have a nice day Coffee Stain (:

every single thing about the game is different from every other game i’ve played but i have one question, why do xbox players get a bigger map and more features than us mobile players all we get is a crazy game with barely anything to do that’s messed up coffee stain i mean i get that iphone can’t support the graphics but it isn’t the graphics that makes the games look good it’s the game itself that makes it look good

Never stop making these.

When I was seven I was playing this, this is a lot of nostalgia for me pretty good game though;)

Best game I have on my ipad

When I got 10 on Flappy Goat, I was disconnected from the internet and didn’t get the achievement. I kinda want to jump off a bridge now.

Goooooooooooood

It’s so bad

So I paid $6.99 for the “full version” but really I don’t think it’s even a “full” version at all. First of all, there’s no shop. So if you wanted to get a special skin on the “full version” you couldn’t, BUT in the free version there is a shop. Second of all, the maps are the EXACT same on both versions. Which apparently I thought the “full version” that I paid $6.99 for had more maps than the free version. All it really did was remove ads I’m disappointed on how I thought it would be compared to what it actually is ☹️

Hey there I like it but this is not really about the game……l would like it if more goat simulators I like payday GoatZ MMO the space one and the 3rd one but just PLEASE make a jungle one and ocean one and even one you are tiny and you can’t head butt the humans but can head butt the bugs and maybe one with dinosaurs!