my beloved
at the time of writing this review, i have had to restart my idle dice progress on my phone. i play it at school when i have downtime and have accumulated 10 whole days of active playtime on cool math games. however, cool math games is a cowardice site that does not allow me to export my save data to my phone. now, normally, this would be a crushing blow — during midterms, no less — but alas. i cannot find myself to care. i have been so enthralled and so dedicated to this game that this has become a rather joyous occasion. it is my everything. i love watching these dice roll around on my screen and watch numbers go up incrementally. i cannot stop. if god is real, it's lutz. i love this game. i don't know why, i just know that i do. it acts as a cognitohazard and all i can possibly think about right now is getting back to my old level on my chromebook. i almost failed my math final today because all i could think about was this goddamn game. you can quote me on this. i, damien m., love this game so much that i would happily donate one of my kidneys to lutz if he needed it. lutz could have my college fund. lutz could have my firstborn. i love you lutz and i love your dice game
