Minga

I hate that my school makes me use this

My school decided this year to begin using an app called Minga. To start off, we have to use it via our Chromebooks, and getting the dumb login to load takes ages. Next, most of the teachers are technologically challenged, or they just don’t really care, so sometimes they don’t even hand out Minga passes even though they should. Then our other teachers ask why we don’t have a pass. That leads to my next complaint. Thanks to this app, I can’t exist outside my classroom without some sort of Minga pass that has a predetermined time and is limited to a certain number of people. You better pray there aren’t too many people out in the halls with Minga passes, because if so, you’ll just have to experience the physical pain of holding it in or the embarrassment of option b. Oh and not only that, but you only have 5 minutes to go to the bathroom. If your class isn’t nearby, and you had Taco Bell for breakfast, 5 minutes isn’t enough. Finally, the apps interface is borderline unnavigable. The poor labels like “My Tools” or “Flextime” leave me who never uses Minga wondering how to create a restroom pass while I’m desperately holding it in. Overall, this app creates way more problems that it solves and it places a burden on the kids and teachers that have to use it. I miss the days where I could just ask to use the restroom instead of having to wait for Minga to load, having to create a pass, and having to wait for the teacher to see and approve it, only to have a small amount of time to go.

Like many schools mine doesn’t have internet to prevent phone usage. unfortunately we use minga on our phones and minga needs internet. it never works right and is also so inconvenient and inhumane to students who would just like to walk around school?? if kids skip class and get bad grades then that’s their fault!! i’m not even allowed to leave the cafeteria during lunchtime without a minga pass. i just want to be a loser in peace but with minga it makes it impossible to avoid conflict with the people who hate me. never get this app for your school unless you want a lot more student fighting.

i was just chilling having a normal day, and then it hit me, the biggest most gnarly dookie shart hit me. i was sitting next to my pookie ethan and he couldn’t see this dookie. Minga gave me 5 mins to use the restroom and it wasn’t enough time to release the beast. i ended up sharting next to pookie Ethan. 0/10 don’t recommend

This is just useless, it’s so annoying to go to the bathroom that I just don’t go to the bathroom when I’m at school. Bro you better believe as soon as I get home ima get all that juicy yellow liquid out (and probably take a fat dookie) like once I get home, I immediately just rush to the bathroom and feel relief. One time I peed my pants in school. Imagine having to take a dookie, like half of the time teachers don’t let you use the bathroom and sometimes minga just glitches, so you ain’t getting that dookie out until the end of the day, like I wouldn’t even be surprised if I was in the hallway and I see someone with their cheeks out absolutely violating the wall with brown goodness. JUST LET US GO TO THE BATHROOM WITHOUT HASSLE.

I hate being tracked.

One casual day in statistics ms Levine got really pressed when I tried to go to the bathroom with no pass. I ended up going right there on the desk she was not happy and started to spank me right. I said no ms Levine please, though in my mind I knew I liked it…. So she had to sew my butthole shut so it would stop letting loose uncontrollably in class. My butt had to have surgery last week because of this, I’ve never felt better

Soo my 4th period is English right before lunch half the time I have to look up my teachers name Wich takes forever to do then when I get to that point it takes SOOOO LOOOONG to load my pass LIKE I NEED TO PEE

Minga kill my dogs Minga kill my family Minga burn my house to the ground Minga made my friends opps Minga give me brain rot Minga made go off my self Minga is worse cancer

does not let me sign in the app, i need it to get a book from my school and it does not work, horrible app