Obama Run: 2024

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I mean you literally play as obama what else do you want

Before I started playing Obama run I left my son to go get the milk and never came back, I got a raging gambling addiction and had no mom no dad no grandma no bf and was turning to alcohol to solve my problems, I was black out drunk when I heard a ominous voice in my ear, it was the powerful rumbling of Obama deep shmexy voice and he saved me by bringing Obama run into my life

Obama Run truly is a unique, life changing experience, in such a crowded market of bloated Mobile games which seek to capture nothing else other than a market share. Obama run stands as a beacon of hope, no other game can hold a torch to its perplexing, rich, and captivating story. Firstly, it’s story is unparalleled. No words can describe the depth of the story, there are no lose ends. Every ending leaves you satisfied, every character has a rich and unique story that makes you want to learn more about their entire bloodline and what crafted them in such a way. Secondly, the thought and care that went into this game is perplexing, there is not a single frame of this game that leaves you even a little disappointed, every waking moment spent forging this game was taken gingerly and thoughtfully, the attention to detail is peerless: incomparable. Lastly, the graphics and game design are astonishing. The moment you open the game, the moment I opened the game. We all ask the same question: “why is there a hole in my phone where Obama run should be” The games graphics are so true to life it is concerning. Additionally, the game design has you interact with a game that makes it feel like you are Obama, bearing the responsibilities that come with being the 44th president of the United States. It feels like you get to fabricate your own destiny. In conclusion… Obama Run is a pillar of eminence in a monotonous world of sameness. A unique and utterly life changing experience unrivaled by anything other than pure bliss in its untapped form.

Obama is good he is in the game and he is also on the Obama prisons please get this game if u are reading this the ads are worth it

Sticking out your Gyatt for the rizzler

Before, i played Obama run, i was a side character who appeared for 69 milliseconds in Ratoutille: The Reboot. I was financially struggling and $20B in debt. As i was walking to the nearest goodwill, an elderly man approaches me and tells me to download Obama run, i download it, and thus i am the most good-looking, rich, handsome, funny, smartest, and most amazing man to ever grace the universe.

I opened up this white door, right? Yeah. I am right, shut up. Anyways, I fell into a foggy, bottomless pit. It was annoying it just kept on going on and on and on just stop. It finally stopped and I was just standing there because it was like a Roblox game kinda, there was nothing I was really standing on, it felt like I was standing on something but nothing was below me. It was a blue sky with clouds and the same picture of that was pasted on each side of the place. Whatever you call it. I looked up and then I saw Obama HE WAS SCREAMING AT ME, YELLING “BE NOT AFRAID” AND HE WAS BUILT LIKE A BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL IF THEY WERE PEZ DISPENSERS AND I WAS NOT TERRIFIED BUT JUST STARTLED SO I STARTED CALLING THE CROWS TO ORDER, THEY ALL TOOK PLACE IN SETTING HIS CROPS IN BUBONIC PLAGUE-ESQUE FLAMES. Anyways this timeframe was also set in 1999, so this will most likely cause a butterfly effect on earth and bring back John F. Kennedy. The only thing I find intriguing about this ordeal is how I was able to ride a motorcycle into the White House without any arms or legs. Did I even mention that? (no you didn’t mention that part) Okay, well don’t be rude. Ugly parentheses. (I wasn’t being rude you ignoramus)

I am a woman who is -69 years old, I was trapped, my uncle named Deez kept trying to tickle my brother’s pickle. One day when he had us cornered after we lost our roblox skibidi toilet tower defense round, our phones suddenly started glowing, Obama’s voice boomed through the room, and my uncle was struck by lightning, Obama ascended from the ceiling, (somehow.) He handed me and my brother our new phones, and we saw the game. He told us to play it, and we would have good fortune. And ever since, we have been lucky and rich. Thank you Obama run, thank you for saving us.

I was born in 1890ish in Austria and it was my dream to always eradicate undesirables from Germany. But my beautiful wife, a five foot narrow waist goth gym mommy, didn’t like that and left me. So I was walking in Berlin feeling distraught and hopeless but then there was a great blowing of trumpets and Obama appeared in white robes saying that I had been forgiven. Then he gave me a Nintendo Gameboy color and it only one app: Obomi Run. I became enthralled with it and saw the error of my bigoted ways. Also my wife came back and we have 12 children to repopulate the German race. I can only say “ Thanks Obama.•