Please, Don't Touch Anything

I’m rating it five stars because I’ve played this game over and over again through the years on multiple platforms and devices. I still love to come back and replay it, obviously. The reason I redownloaded it this time, though, was to complete my achievements in Game Center, but none of them are registering that I’ve gotten them. I would hate to leave a poor review for something that may or may not be something the developer could fix, but just can’t seem to find a solution to the problem.

This game is designed to be completed relatively quickly. I spent maybe 3 hours total on the 23 puzzles and I have spent at least double that on the city boom mini game alone. It is entirely luck if the button is responsive enough to beat it and I am done trying. Every other puzzle was clever and fun but city boom is not clever or fun. It is broken. Even if it did work it would not belong in this game. Devs please fix it or just remove it, it has ruined this game for me and many others.

The game fantastic overall but the mini game “city boom” is near impossible and it seems like it would should be easy for the dev to fix. Playing this game on PC is so much easier. Some ideas for city boom: - make the red button’s response area larger when city boom is active - slow the plane down slightly - allow zoom during city boom I beat city boom on my first try with a mouse. It shouldn’t be this hard on a touch screen and seems like it would be low effort to fix. Other than that, this is a very clever puzzle game.

I've tried like 100+ times and i still cant do it

When I get overly angry or upset I tend to push my arm into my teeth, or “bite” myself, and after what felt like 500 failed attempts at the city boom mini game, I was left with a red arm and sore head. The button isn’t big enough or responsive enough, when trying to click the button you can spam, making the game almost impossible to beat on iOS during the end. This means that you can’t even finish all the endings, because you need the 24 to get the last one, and without city boom you can solve another one, but other then that mini game, the game is great and the puzzles are really tricky.

It’s been years and the button still barely works. It’s genuinely a great game but it's better to just play it on desktop.

This is not optimized for the iPhone. There are a few puzzles that require quick button presses and it doesn’t respond to quick button presses. The phone also gets hot and drains the battery. I love the idea of the game and trying to figure out the puzzles, and I thought it would be a fun way to pass the time in waiting rooms or the DMV. But I can only do a handful of things before I need to stop.

Imagine trying to tie your shoes with chopsticks. Quite an infuriating task if you had to imagine, right? It seems like a useless endeavor, but it wouldn’t be if you had chopsticks for hands. Of course, why would anyone have chopsticks for hands? I don’t know. Why is the hit box for the red button half of the button’s actual size? I managed to beat the minigame, but it makes Bennett Foddy look like a Ghandi figure, trying to bring peace and prosperity instead of anger and rage. Still don’t get how infuriating it is? Imagine trying to tie your shoes with chopsticks.

I like PDTA but the game has ending that are very hard like the laser ending to ticket robot comes out at MIDNIGHT but in the 3d version you can just break to clock and set the time to midnight and get the ticket and also city boom is the hardest ending for me because the screen is to small to see and the plane is very fast and also the bombs have a delay before they drop and you can’t zoom by the screen to see and another ending that’s hard for me is the 666 and 276 because when you touch the grey button the numbers go up very fast so you have to time it perfect to stop and get the ending.

I can’t get the Death Star ending because it doesn’t show the ending it just erases the numbers