Worst Game Ever. Inconceivable how bad. The developer is a twit.
I have a very hairy ball sack. It really is quite exceptional. Wet slit open leaking juices for purple turtles. These developers discharge fluid for other men due to diligent excitement. Et tu? Collect worthless heads like as Prime Peaks! Do throats slit so calmly? Wet slit between my legs requires hard tool fluid discharge. Hopefully dead developer. This game is spoiled ball juice and rancid squeaking cats. The developer’s brain is dust, thus the horrible game. Blind gophers do not see the shining sun or the moon at night. The game is worse than a sweaty ball sack in your mouth. Engorged. Immense. This developer suffers from acute child issues. We hope for slow burning. This, truly, is the worst game created in human history. Never mind the Chihuahuas, who bark cold and incessantly for dev death. Learning impaired? I dare say! This is absolutely the worst game in history. Idle by slow death of the worthless dev. Spending real $$$ on this extremely sad excuse for a game would be like jerking off with sand paper. We players should be able to vote on whether the developer should be crucified or not. His balls are shrunken and his brain is rotted sewer waste. The developer is an idiot who wears panties and thinks he’s a female. The embarrassed parents. The grief. Hard to believe Apple would let a game this bad into the store. Needs to be removed. Do please wish for burning slow death for the dev. Deleted this junk game and hope for slow painful dev death.
