Seer Stone - Pocket Revelator

Seer Stone - Pocket Revelator (also called a peep stone) is a magic stone that can act as a conduit for receiving revelations from beyond. A seer stone works by placing it into a hat and then putting your face into the hat to close out the light. If you have sufficient faith, the spirits may just stop by and reveal some juicy sacreds.
Joseph Smith, Jr., the founder of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Days Saints (commonly known as "Mormons"), used a seer stone in a hat to translate the Book Of Mormon while he said the original copy was buried in the forest. He taught that every person on earth has a seer stone and that they could find it if they had the faith.
Seer Stone has revolutionized faith-based seer stone location technology. In partnership with the Threephites (A delivery service startup run by ancient immortal teleporting Native Americans), the church's correlation surveillance satellite, and our own proprietary AFRA (Artificial Faith-Replacement Algorithm) we can now locate your very own special and unique seer stone and bring it to you digitally in the twinkle of an eye.
Simply tap the button to locate your unique stone. Each person's Seer Stone is as unique as a patriarchal blessing. Once you have your stone, place it in a hat and block out the light with your face. Who knows what God has in store for you!
***NEW*** Don't have a hat? Don't worry, now you can see one with your spiritual eyes with our new SpiritualEyez(tm) Augmented Spirituality technology. Place your spiritual hat on any flat surface in the real world and put your phone into the top of the hat as if it were your face.