SGSecure

One hot sunny windy rainy fun happy sad miserable angry 风和日丽 exaggerating adorable cute bloxdio cardboard day, I was going to eat my Macdonald’s meal while edging in Ohio. Just as I was about to drink my grimace shake from my happy meal, a skibidi toilet showed up and fanum taxed all of my grimace shake. Then he mocked me until my jawline became that of caseoh. I felt very sad, when suddenly I remembered I had the SGsecure app on my iPhone -69! However, it was in my bag, which the skibidi toilet also took. Luckily, in a moment of sigma gyatt rizz I remembered I could mew! I then did that, and thanks to my restored kizma skibidi gyatt rizz jawline, my phone was summoned to me. I then took a picture of the skibidi toilet and sent it on SGsecure. In 0.69420 seconds KaiCenat, Livvy and baby gronk all showed up, together with Lawrence Wong, Lee Hsien Long and the entire SAF, SG Air Force and navy, and police department and NPCC. They arested the skibidi toilet and fed him to the cameramen. Reaction time very fast 10/10 would recommend

Very good app. Once I was walking in the park and I saw this huge Godzilla like creature destroying everything. I thought that I was screwed, but I remembered I had the SG secure app installed in my iPhone 2.6 and so I snapped a picture of it and sent it through the app and in less than 2.1 picoseconds, the entire FBI appeared and subdued the creature, sentencing it to 89 years of geography homework. I would probably have died or get traumatised for the 36th time if it wasn’t for SG secure.

Once, on a scandalous glamorous miraculous mischievous day, I was walking my goldfish in the park. Suddenly, a monkey emerged from a bush and tried to obliterate me with a banana! I ran for my life. Suddenly, i remembered I had the Sg Secure app installed on my iPhone 2! Suddenly, I whipped out my Phone. Suddenly, I opened the Sg Secure app on my phone and snapped a photo of the psycho monkey. In a millisecond Lawrence Wong, Lee Kuan Yew and the entire navy, Air Force and SAF descended onto the area. They arrested the monkey and condemned him to an eternity of paying ERP. Thank you Sg Secure for saving my life!

i can’t even upload a report, why bother having this app when it doesn’t even work.

What’s the purpose of encouraging citizens to use this app when it is always having Internet connectivity issue? Did not want to call the emergency Police number as my case is non-urgent. Yet, I can’t even submit a simple report via this app. (When all my other apps are running perfectly fine and there is no issue with my connection). Potentially leaving other users with no choice but to flood and mis-use the emergency Police contact number.

I was on my way to Mac Donald’s but I was stopped on the way by Kim Jong un, he threatened to bomb my house so I pulled out the sgsecure app on my iPhone galaxy flip phone 15 pro max and reported the incident. Within 5 minutes Kim Jong in was imprisoned but I had to pay 9% GST For the jail fee and a fee for ERP Transportation

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One day I was in my room chilling when suddenly Taylor Swift appeared and started blasting me with rainbow gay flames and I was panicking then I saw the fish on the wall say that if I die I will go to hell and forever pay ERP for eternal damnation so I thought I can’t die, then I pulled out SGSECURE from my phone and it started shooting taxes at Taylor Swift and she struggled to win. In the end, my SGSECURE app committed the god is great by nosediving and exploding in homosexual beams and I am safe once and for all. Overall great app and I can rest feeling relieved that terrorists like Taylor Swift or Harry Potter won’t attack because I have SGSECURE.

Unable to login. No sounding on the mobile too.

One day,I realised I never brought my Math Homework then my teacher go scold me.Then I realised I had SgSecure and snap a pic of my Math Teacher.One Second later Singapore Police Force Singapore Armed Forces and Singapore Prison Service break my classroom door down and my Math Teacher got sent to prison for 69420 years 10/10 would recommend