Yeat

on 9:54 pm, i went to the app store and searched up, "Yeat". as expected, i saw an app on my bright, pixelated phone, named, "Yeat". when i tell you, i jumped out of my chair. i have never been more excited for an app until now. when i saw this app, so many things were circulating through my mind. when i clicked the "Download" button, i thought my life would be changed forever. although, i was very wrong. first of all, i saw the reviews had one star. i thought to myself, "maybe these people don't stan kranky kranky, or luh tonka like me!" i carried along. as i inspected the app a little closer, i spotted what the app was about. "weird. maybe you listen to king tonka while you're eating at a restaurant, i mean, that's what i do." i kept searching. when i created an account, i saw this app was nothing like MY king. MY twizzy. words cannot describe how utterly disgusted i am and that i am not listening to yeat, noah oliver smith, right now as i am writing this review. -real yeat fan.

opened the app, i saw no tonka, turban, or perc, NOT TWIZZY

i opened the app, and didn’t see anything related to Noah Oliver Smith, as know as Yeat, i expect to see tonkas, wok, bells, turbans, chains, and my shmunky kranky kranky luh geeky baby when i open an app called Yeat.

Upon opening tha app, I was not greeted with big body tonkas, nor any purpp, drank, or sip. Very disappointed…

i was very disappointed when i got this app just to find out there were no tonkas or turbans involved in the app. it made me very upset, as i am a twizzy and a worshipper of yeat, i felt sad, disappointed, and many other unmanageable feelings. 1 star for not being a real twizzy.

This app is NOT twizzy

Ik moet eerst een account maken, voor ik überhaupt kan zien of er restaurants in mijn buurt op deze app staan. Onbegrijpelijke UX keuze.

Via yeat een tafel gereserveerd. Komen daar na 50 km rijden aan. Niets geregistreerd en geen plaats, ondanks de bevestiging.

Makkelijk om last minute een leuke restaurantje te vinden! Simpel, snel en altijd lekker!

Love this app, really good idea and works well. Hard to give less than 5 stars since I love it so much but in actuality some features are definitely still missing. I’m sure devs are aware and working on it 🤞 I would consider these features higher proority versus adding new restaurants as they will increase usability by a lot. -) filter by date & time (also add filter for 1 seat, 3 seats, 5 seats etc) -) filter by location -) map view -) customizable notifications based on all the filters, including the above