Get The Bad Reviewers Out Of Here!
I’m debunking these bad reviewers and stopping them once and for all and I found even more grouchy bad reviewers to debunk! Even I wrote them a song to show how grouchy the bad reviewers are which is the song inspired by the song “You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch” by Albert Hague and Thurl Ravenscroft. You’re A Mean One, Bad Reviewers You’re a mean one, Bad Reviewers You really are a heel You’re as cuddly as a cactus You’re as charming as an eel, Bad Reviewers You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You’re a monster, Bad Reviewers Your heart’s an empty hole Your brains is full of spiders you’ve got garlic in your souls, Bad Reviewers I wouldn’t touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole! You’re a vile one, Bad Reviewers You have termites in your smiles You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Bad Reviewers Given the choice between the two of you I’d take the seasick crocodile! You’re a foul one, Bad Reviewers You’re a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your souls is full of gunk, Bad Reviewers The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote “Stink, stank, stunk!” You’re a rotter, Bad Reviewers You’re the kings and queens of sinful sots Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Bad Reviewers Your souls is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish, imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots! You nauseate me, Bad Reviewers With a nauseous super “naus!” You’re a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Bad Reviewers You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!