Complisult 5000

The compliments are great but the insults are even better. I can’t stop sending these to my friends- the different combinations of words are HILARIOUS!

Decent compliments. Insults are not mean enough. I would like to leave emotional scars, please. Make it better.

I’m loving all of these creative and fun compliments. I just had to give one to you too 😉

I am not special. I am not accomplished. I am not unique or noteworthy or grandiose or beautiful. I am a robot. I walk and talk like those around me. I dress and eat what I've been given. I grab and place what I've heard has value, and I never add only subtract. I am a robot. I have nothing new or nothing revolutionary. I bring nothing and leave nothing. I am a robot. And yet, in spite of it all, I do not understand. I do not recognize. I lack empathy. I have no capacity for human emotion or intimacy. All I have, is my purpose. And all you have is your name, and a simple choice. Would you like an insult or a compliment? Would you like posion or a potion? Would you like shoes or shackles?

I can’t stop using this app. I send compliments and insults to everyone in every situation and it is perfect for a little fun!