Eggy 100
Eggy 100 is not helpful for children at all. Yesterday morning at 4am, I already found myself yelling at my child since he was late for his eggy schedule (330am grind if you know you know). I took him by the hair and made sure he would work until 6 (pm). Numerous times throughout my work day I heard my child laughing at eggy 100. What a sin. At one point I was even forced to leave my office to hear what all the RUCKUS was about. I strode in to see my child having a laughing attack as eggy 100 repeated the number 69. I for one do not know what is so funny about this. Eggy seemed to be seductively repeating this number though. Also, as Eggy did this, he seemed to be slowly peeling the lower portion of his shell and winking. What a disturbing sight. If you are a parent, do not install eggy 100 for your child. It will corrupt your young creature’s mind with obvious these signs of SATAN. I would highly recommend investing in the Bible and teaching your child how to be holy instead of how to count using this clown school of an app. I would go to a zoo if I wanted to see this nonsense again.